#illupro

[banzombiez]

ROBBERY 🪞🥓 ILLUSO x PROSCIUTTO

[askprosciutto]

Discussing Prosciutto's green suit

[squadrah]

randomiser #2 - illuso and prosciutto

Send me two characters and I will tell you what my ideal ship dynamic is for these characters!

Come to think of it, this might be one of the most normal relationships Prosciutto could ever have with another person. I have no other ships posted here (yet) for comparison, but bear with me. If Prosciutto wanted to work with a partner whose Stand can get him into places and help hide any evidence, Illuso would be a spectacular match because he himself can safely hide in a mirror to avoid The Grateful Dead OR he can trap targets inside the mirror world so Prosciutto can kill them in there without making a mess. Formaggio can do these things too, but Man In The Mirror makes it so much safer for Illuso, which would make him feel like he is better than Formaggio, and also way closer to Prosciutto's level than most of his teammates.

Now, I want this to give Illuso ideas; I want this to translate to him as having a solid chance with the man. Illuso knows deep down that he is a mess, you cannot tell me he doesn't have a ton of issues, but he feels so close to striking gold in this particular case that he is willing to put in some effort. To his mind, TGD is not an issue at all (whereas it is something most of the others would have to keep in mind), so he can focus all his attention on observing Prosciutto the Person and making himself as pleasant a companion as he can by being polite and showing off his skills and intelligence.

Prosciutto would notice this, and while I prefer this ship more one-sided than I do most others, he has too much life coach spirit not to lean into it because Illuso clearly wants to become more professional, and it seems that the only person with whom he can reach his full potential is Prosciutto himself, so he is almost obligated to cultivate Illuso’s desire for improvement. He starts paying more attention to Illuso the Person and his appearance and methods, and they find themselves in this exchange where Illuso feels all suave for having charmed Prosciutto and Prosciutto gets a lot of satisfaction out of cooperating with Illuso and acing every mission.

Then, one time, Prosciutto suggests they celebrate after a hit well done and Illuso is like yeah, let's have sex, and Prosciutto was thinking dinner or drinks but he's like, you know what, sure. He then turns out to be the first person ever who is properly, honest to god playing with Illuso's hair instead of grabbing and pulling by default (those roaming hands were made for caressing things), and Illuso is in heaven.

[idiot-caricigarette]

Necesito más contenido de esta ship 😔💖

[headcanon-fodder]

JoJo Kissing Meme! This time with my rare pairs! 

Happy Valentimes

[crybabybrando]

girlfriend of stealing all your shirts from highschool

i hope my italian isnt total garbage, native and fluent speakers feel free to snipe me

[marble-writes]

How about a cute cafe date scenario with Illupro? But things get a little heated when an old ex from one of the pair just so happen to be working at that cafe and are extremely jealous that they had found another man.

👏 Bad Bitches

Prosciutto sips his espresso with poise and Illuso bites his croissant with grace. There is no other couple in this cafe with a more regal energy. They just bask in each other’s glory, gossiping and enjoying their company.

But then something stirs, and not just the coffee stirrer Prosciutto swirls in his drink. There’s a stomping approaching, and neither of the fabulous men bother to look up. And then there’s yelling.

“Are you kidding me!? You left me for this stuck-up looking bitch, Illuso!?” Some nondescript guy says because I’m too lazy to come up with an OC to be Illuso’s ex.

“Oh my goood,” Illuso tosses his head back and nearly tips the chair over, “I broke up with you because you don’t brush your teeth and do your laundry! And then I met someone who’s clean.” He then gestures to Prosciutto across the table, who smirks behind his coffee cup.

The ex slams his hands on the table, jostling their drinks. “What does he have over me besides using fruity shampoo?! A stick up his ass?!”

Prosciutto’s eyes narrow in irritation. That jostle spilled a single drop of coffee onto his Armani suit. Illuso sees that angry aura radiating from Prosciutto’s body, and in preparation for what’s to come, chugs down an ice cube along with his chilled latte.

“You know what?” Illuso smiles, “It’s not just that you’re musty like stale granny panties, it’s also because you’re rude and older than said granny panties.”

“Old!? What are you talking about, I’m two years... yo...young...er...”

He collapses on the ground as he quickly shrivels up into a pruny old man. Prosciutto snaps his fingers and The Grateful Dead wipes Prosciutto’s suit with one of its tentacles.

The cafe goes into panic because holy shit, a dude just got shriveled up and he’s collapsed on the ground. But amongst the cafe owner calling 911 and people running away screaming about the devil, Illuso and Prosciutto calmly tip their waitress generously and leave the scene without ever looking back, hand in hand.

[abbacchiosbelt]

while on the topic of illuso lovin’, how about nsfw hcs of an illuso/risotto/prosciutto threesome?

this is an interesting threesome pairing, thanks for the request!

18+ under the cut!

Illuso isthe one to propose the idea to Prosciutto before he approaches Risotto. He’sseen how stressed out their capo is – and he’s also seen the way Prosciuttolooks at Risotto from the mirror world when he thinks no one’s looking. Illusoframes it as good stress relief for all of them. Risotto isn’t surprised whenIlluso brings the idea to him. He’s just as observant as Illuso and has noticedboth men watching him, making Illuso turn a little pink from embarrassment. (Hethought he was being subtle.)

The first timeinvolves a few drinks after a stressful mission. The three of them eventuallyfind themselves piled onto Risotto’s bed with Illuso and Prosciutto feeling uptheir capo. Pros has a way with words that make Risotto smirk in amusement, andIlluso’s touches make him feel like he’s melting into the bed. Risotto is thoroughlyenjoying how both the men are getting so obviously turned on just from touchinghim.

No one fucks(yet). The three of them spend time touching each other and getting each otheroff with their hands and mouths – and Risotto gets the treat of both Prosciuttoand Illuso sucking him off at the same time. They agree to meet again. Illusoconvinces the capo to cuddle afterwards.

The nexttime is even better. Whilst they don’t openly flirt, sometimes Illuso touchesone of them out of sight during the day, or Prosciutto brushes against Risotto.By the end of the day, when they finally have time to meet up, all three ofthem are worked up.

Prosciuttobottoms for Risotto, much to Illuso’s amusement. (Not to say he doesn’timmensely enjoy watching Prosciutto be railed by Risotto…) Risotto, though, hasenough stamina to go for multiple rounds and after cleaning up, Illuso findshimself bending over for the capo too. Prosciutto prefers a little degradingwhile he’s being fucked, whereas Illuso likes to act as a brat and get punished.Risotto delivers on both.

SometimesRisotto asks Illuso and Prosciutto to fuck each other in front of him. They’reswitches with each other, although Illuso has a fondness for having Prosciuttoride him. While it’s not necessarily a sub and dom dynamic, Risotto is in chargewhen it comes to their arrangement.

Rarely,Risotto bottoms for the both when he needs to let go of control. Prosciutto isa hard dom and Illuso is fairly sadistic, but the capo likes it rough. Theylike to tie Risotto up and tease him until his cock is straining and his bodyis covered in bruises and cuts, which is just how he likes it. Combined, theyboth provide great aftercare for Risotto.

Illuso andRisotto are a little kinkier than Prosciutto, so sometimes the two of themexperiment while Prosciutto watches. They’re also a little more into thehardcore aspect – Illuso likes when Risotto chokes him and fucks him hard enoughto have the bed ramming against the wall. (Melone asks if he can join in nexttime the first time that happens.)

Prosciuttousually ends up in the middle, with Illuso fucking his mouth and Risottopounding into him until he’s a drooling mess. He’s especially sensitive when itcomes to his nipples, to both Illuso and Risotto tug and kiss at them untilProsciutto is whining around Illuso’s cock. They both enjoy seeing him comeundone.