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I headcanon Prosciutto and Bruno being partners in crime...🤐🥓

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risotto and prosciutto hcs +RisPro

RisPro ✂️🚬 (listen Idk if they have an emoji combo)

♡ Like I said in one of my posts, risotto is WIPPED for prosciutto and prosciutto may or may not be obvious to it

♡ risotto fell first, he felt happy but also scared, the hitman life is a no love life type life especially as capo and his righthand man

♡ ^ while risotto fell first, prosciutto fell HARDER like it hit him harder than a train.He of course worried also, prosciutto would be in denial at first

♡ the rest of the la squadra is HORRIBLE.

we have Formaggio whooping and hollering making kissy faces and faking making out, and Illuso egging formaggio on and adding backhanded compliments (97% of them being directed to prosciutto). Melone being a HUGE pervert,asking dirty questions ready to type them in into his computer even asking them if he can join or at least be a cuck. Ghiaccio would be lying if he wasn't at least LILL curious about the questions melone was asking but is probably one of the most chill (literally) yelling a idc and doing whatever he was doing while keeping an ear out if the couple decides to answer a question. Sorbet and Gelato are happy for RisPro and themselves having a another gay couple would be good, having a break from the teams teasing and perhaps double dates.finally the last to know...Pesci poor pesci found out the worst way,

Walking in on ur big bro and the capo during a.... valuable moment is truly a bizarre experience

♡ both are gay men (shocker!)

♡ often spends nights at eatch others house, eatch of them having pros and cons like a pro of risottos little apartment feels homey and cozy but the con is its doesn't have heating so they better cuddle up on cold nights

^ prosciutto surprising fancy for how cheap it is apartment is beautiful, having a good view of the city but being in a horrible part of town often hearing gun shots or drunken yelling. (they usually stay at the goths place)

♡ risotto clings to prosciutto when asleep like 50% of the bed is still open

♡ prosciutto loves when risotto does his hair, he absolutely sucks at it but prosciutto will fix it after

♡ Sometimes on cold nights after a heated job, risotto secretly wishes he can run away with prosciutto. Live a domestic life with the man he loves, maybe having a kid but he knows that will never happen but a man can dream

♡ prosciutto trys to cook for risotto but often end of burning the food to a crisp or almost setting the entire kitchen on fire. Risotto always have to help him in the kitchen

Prosciutto 🚬 (stole some of the hcs from the_4th_sex_pistol on tiktok bc they cooked)

¤ ex model, his father an owner of a model agency and and his mother being an younger model

There was no question hell would go into modeling doing it ever since he was a baby

¤ the model life and early life in gen was filled with trying to be perfect, developing a eating disorder and trying to be the perfect "women"

¤ began smoking at 13...why eat when u can smoke a cigarette right?

¤ having his whole life centered around his appearance his stand is truly horrifying to him, even going so far to get botox at 16

¤ his modeling career came crashing down when prosciutto accidently let out some classify information to a undercover cop during an after party. after his father's arrest, his family and people he worked with cut him off completely

¤ leaving him with a nasty addiction to cocaine and diet pills which when they all ran out. Prosciutto found himself of passions doorstep

¤ in the beginning of la squadra only having risotto, himself, and Formaggio

(in order of joining passion and la squadra, risotto>formaggio>prosciutto>Sorbet and Gelato>Melone>Illuso>Ghiaccio>Pesci)

Prosciutto was still living as a women, sure he was androgynous but that wasn't he was seen as a man and it upset him greatly

¤ prosciutto is the never shows his feelings type of guy , he thinks the only thing feelings do is make you weak and easier 2 kill but he couldn't help the tears from coming from his eyes when he was finally coming out the team as trans

¤ On the the General hcs, prosciutto sees Pesci as a little brother or sometimes as his child due to peaci being younger and a mammone

¤ from modeling for so long and often, his normal walk IS his model walk

¤ after Illuso, prosciutto takes the longest in the bathroom unlike Illuso who has the use the wallway bathroom of the hide out prosciutto uses the office bathroom which is lot smaller but he doesn't mind

¤ hair pins EVERYWHEREE, like in prosciuttos apartment, risottos apartment, the hide out and even in Ghiaccios car

¤ Prosciutto instinctively cleans messes in their own house as well as other peoples, after insulting them of course (unless it's Pesci or risotto)

¤ Prosciutto cracks their knuckles very loudly. You could hear that shit from outside of the base

¤ Prosciutto gets grossly defensive when questioned about the most innocous things.

¤ Prosciutto has a lil gambling problem. He can't NOT be trusted in a Casino

Once on a mission, with Illuso and Melone prosciutto gamble the rest of the money they had for them to go home making them walk, and Illuso has never let him forget

¤ listen, I feel like prosciutto would like 2000s music and 80s rock music

His favorite is Madonna (TRUST) and the grateful dead

¤ when drunk, it depends bc one time he'll be a happy drunk then another time he's fighting a random guy

Risotto ✂️ (he has canon backstory so i won't go into super detail bc I'm lazy)

¤ probably autistic bc look at him

¤ never knew his actual parents (polpo and mariah are his parents bc I saw it in a fanfic and I like it)

¤ had to take his piercings out when first joined passion and he had a lot of them

¤ if he's not on the job, you can hear him from a mile with those damn bells on his hat

¤ would be ron swanson in the who broke it meme (I NEED to see who broke it meme with la squadra)

¤ DEEP sleeper, once Formaggio fell from the roof and risotto didn't wake up (the rest of la squadra did tho)

¤ makes very intense eye contact though it's not on purpose

¤ can't stand the feel of fur like he's ok with animal fur but not the man made fur, it feels horrible on him, risotto stiffen if hes touches it

^ on the other hand he loves the feel of leather and silk, often fidgeting with the leather straps of his outfit or rubbing prosciuttos silk pajamas

¤ action than speaking, if he needs a person to move he's not gonna tell them to move, no no no he's picking their ass up and moving them

the team has some opinions

Ghiaccio DESPIES it, he takes it as disrespect and shouting while he's getting carried like an angry cat

Formaggio hates it too but not as disrespect but as embarrassment, he's already the shortest standing at 5,4(formaggio is a short king idc) he doesn't need anymore teasing. While getting carried he's begging to be put down and he'll walk

Pesci is TERRIFIED, shivering and silently crying as risotto carries him to the destination he's not scared of why hes getting carried per say he's more scared of the strength of the man bc pesci knows himself and he's not light!

Sorbet and Gelato doesn't mind, they just chill and enjoy the ride making small jokes here and there, sorbet asking if risotto can go fast and sure has hell the goth halled ass. Fuck roller-coasters take the risotto-coaster!

Illuso is a 50 50, it really depends how risotto carrys him. Illuso is getting carried like a princess or on the shoulder of the big bad capo? His narcissistic ass absolutely LOVES it but when he's thrown on risottos shoulder like a worthless bag of potatoes or dragged? OH HES BITCHINGGGG he's pissed for the rest of the day

Melone...oh melone, risotto only carried him once, never again. Melone has 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 dreams of that day

Prosciutto acts like he hates it but secretly loves it, like being manhandled by ur hot 6,7 goth boyfriend/crush??? (depending if RisPro happened yet) he's in heaven and hell all at the same time

¤ he is an animal magnet especially cats, risotto LOVES when Formaggio brings his cat bc he will be getting all the cat love instead of formaggio

¤ he listens to metal,goth, emo and rock mostly but his favorite song is flesh by simon curtis (bc I want to see edits of him to it)

¤ during childhood he was often picked on bc of his eyes and odd personality but that stop when he reached high school bc nobody smart is gonna pick on the 6,7 kid with demon eyes

^ the high school coach was DETERMINED to get that boy on the basketball team (risotto never joined)

¤ often gets lil tispy not hammered like the others but when he does hes an clumsy drunk, he HAS to be leaning on someone or else he falls and he becomes a big yapper