*box pushing noises* theere we go, just finished unloading the uhaul into the new blog, sorry its not straightened up or well decorated in here,
aanyway, in case you dont remember me you can call me sterling, i used to have a blog on the next street over but there was an.. incident.. but anyway yall shouldnt worry about that since nobody got hurt(other than the family christmas fund, rest in peace).
I swear a lot but overall the blog is a safe space for people/creatures who need some space to breathe(do NOT release the gaggle of geese thats been stalking me in here, they are after my coffee filters and i dont want to vacuum more bird poo)
This blog likely never will have a set theme since i repost/shitpost/spend 5+ hours drawing/fanfiction writing whatever comes to mind.
im some kind of odd, small angel/wind&star spirit who uses male pronouns in the way youd refer to a funky bird waddling down the street, neutral pronouns in the way youd refer to a star/gust of wind/weirdly shaped bundle of dust thats faintly glowing for some reason, but i also use “hymn” because i couldnt resist the pun but feel free to use whichever is easiest to remember
i cant help with donations since im already in a bad spot, i can probably try researching how to start something up if somebody needs it
aanyway, i should probably get the coffee brewing— *distant honking gradually grows louder, accompanied with the sound of waddling feet* oh no i should probably get backup, that sounds like a lot of geese.
@koi-jyu @kermitthebomber-offical
@seriouslythisisagoodname
@vampireiceclipse @gofog-urself
Edit, oook looks like most of the geese have been removed, great job everybody i just gotta find like 2-3 more old neighbors and the blog will be right back to normal— f⭐️ck me one goose just ate the chili oil container and now she will have the sh⭐️ts D: INCOMIIIING 💥💥💥💥💥
Another edit: people have been thinking the tagged folks were the geese, they were the backup i called to help round up the geese, @seriouslythisisagoodname showed up in a goose suit and took the pumpernickel bread i got from walmart and honestly i dont blame him because pumpernickel bread is the good sh⭐️t 😅
