#im greedy

[kelthybelle]

I swear my appetite gets bigger every week 😭 who’s volunteering to keep me full and spoiled?

[samsgrowinggut]

December 2024 - 142 lbs

…a short 18 months later…

June 2026 - 237 lbs

TOTAL WEIGHT: +95 lbs

When I started losing weight in high school, (I was rly fat in middle school) people from middle school hardly recognized me. I wonder what they’d think now, the boy who used to be skinny and athletic and hardworking to keep his weight down is now a full blown lardass cow who can’t stop grazing down on treats from the munchies. And of course, I’d eventually tell them about my lovely girlfriend, the one who, unbeknownst to everyone but me and God, is a feeder, who eggs me on ever towards morbid obesity 🤭🤭🤭 they’d say “that poor kid, what is he doing to himself”, never once considering she was fattening me up to be her greedy, gluttonous, docile cow, what the hell have I eaten myself into now 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[thedykeparade]

so... Cynthia... Jonathan.... the recreation of THAT photo is coming right? right??? pleaseeeeee🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

[481balmdotcom]

everyone please lock in, i want a dozen drunkenly-married-in-las-vegas fics on my desk by next monday 🤲 🫶

[lowerrow]

Suffering through your period and basically being bed bound for at least one day but it's okay because your favourite character is there to kiss your forehead and renew your hot water bottle and cook for you. You're not moving an inch (other than tossing and turning from the immense pain you're in) because you best believe they are going to take care of everything.

In the time they're not running around to do everything you can't (or rather they wont let you do), you best believe they're in bed with you as emotional support. Sure you can squeeze them until their ribcage folds in, anything that helps with the pain! Sadly they will not rip out that pesky little organ causing you all this trouble though...

[intofluffyshit]

Some of my fav ships

[ilovethecardigans]

I hope butch Hange Zöe, Sevika, AND Abby Anderson appear under my tree tonight 🥹

[gardenoff3ar]

rings a bell? no? Okay..