Oct 20, 2024
"the french" HELPPP HES A FUCKING COMEDIAN
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"the french" HELPPP HES A FUCKING COMEDIAN
I’ve just realised that MBJ is the answer to the SVSSS’s Handsome Cold Duke from the Frozen North trope that so many villainess novels use…
SQH really had a whole ‘the villain(ess) contractually marries the cold hearted northern Duke but then they fall in love for real!’ Romance plot arc off stage!
There was even a whole complex family dynamic/ inheritance test/ assassinations and politics plot line baked in! SQH probably had to interrupt the summoning of an evil elder god by MBJ’s evil uncle’s cult and then had to go finish his paperwork for the next Peak Lord’s meeting!
this was such an insane gamble… what the hell is going on with those top teams?
LOOK WHAT MY WORK MUM JUST GAVE ME!!!
TDP FANDOM! ONE WEEK TO GO! I'M SO READY YET NOT READY!
Wtaf Eddie, you know you could sell that truck?? FOR MONEY!!!
Transcribing the AI MASH scene
Hawkeye: Where are they? My shorts!
BJ: Your what?
Hawkeye: My shorts! The ones I wear every time I have important surgery- I, I know you took them!
BJ: I wouldn’t be caught dead in your underwear.
Hawkeye: They’re not just underwear, they’re comfortable and I like wearing them, and they’re missing!
BJ: Ooohhhh you mean your lucky shorts.
Hawkeye: They’re not lucky, I don’t believe in that nonsense!
BJ: Mhm, like the time you insisted on wearing a pair of socks for a week because you won a game of poker in them?
Hawkeye: I am not superstitious, those are just my normal, everyday shorts!
BJ: Riiight! just like the time you made everyone walk backward around the OR to ward off bad luck.
Hawkeye. that was a joke! I can’t believe you’re taking that seriously, I am not superstitious. and those are just my normal, everyday shorts. I wear them because they inspire me, and they remind me of my grandmother!
BJ [laughing]: Your grandmother wore your lucky shorts?
Hawkeye: They remind me of my grandmother because she used to call them her little secret weapon... I’m still not sure what that means. BJ! Stealing someone’s underwear is a serious offense, under the uniform code of military justice!
BJ: Oh, reaaally. The uniform code of military justice protects the possession of underwear?
Hawkeye: Yes, and for good reason! Private property is a fundamental right in our democracy, and that includes undergarments!
BJ: I had no idea it was so important for our nations defence.
Hawkeye: it’s not just about defence! It’s about dignity and the right to personal property! If we don’t respect the sanctity of undergarments, what do we have left?!
BJ: I respect that Hawkeye. And I promise I won’t go digging in anybody’s underwear drawer... without a warrant.
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[deleted scenes: they remind me of my grandmother, because she once bet on a horse that turned out to be a cow, and still managed to make a profit
they remind me of my grandmother, because she once bet on a horse wearing nothing but a pair of men’s briefs]
THE GLOVES ARE OFF!!!
*and it was in the first minute*
Was it a dream? Did Lue just hallucinate all that?I’m not sure yet (probably) I haven’t finished the episode. I’M JUST OVER THE MOON!
WE MADE IT!
@respectthepetty @slayerkitty
Edit from the future: It was a dream. Dammit, show! WHY CAN’T YOU GIVE ME WHAT I WANT?!?!