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have I requested something

If I have my bad g imma do it (again)

So uhhhhh inagine Aizawa (if you will) x male reader who’s an international hero that just moved to Japan

Media’s going crazy, kids are starting to idolize him, and his new students at U.A. are bombarding him with questions

So, in order to answer the public’s ever-looming desperate plea for the truth

He, at the next yearly Hero Billboard Chart announcement thingamajig, brings Aizawa (in citizen clothes I’d assume bc underground hero and all that) when he accepts the place of No. 10 pro hero and gives his husband of two years a big ole kiss GHAHAHA

OMG IM SO SORRY IT DIDNT EVEN TELL ME U HAD REQUESTED SOMETHING BACK IN JULY WTFFFF :(

i havent written even in my own time for mha in a bit so... if its ass my bad 😭

these are more headcanon-y ig also gn cuz i couldnt figure out how to specify that ur a male

Ok setting the stage, you and aizawa have been married. like two-ish years or so

and like ur hot, he doesnt know how he bagged u and u like stay with him and all that

aka hes self conscious and very scared you'll leave him

but u dont, you actually just cling onto him even more after u move bc ur a little bit silly and dont remember things a lot

this can just be like ur quirk thing or your just really empty headed

think denki but an adult, more self aware, and book smart, no hate to denki i love him but he aint the brighest tool in the shed

so media is like constantly swarming u and their aware your married but they dont know to who, they think its a civilian or a support hero someone who isnt directly fighting essentially

when you get the invitation cuz u became the No. 10 pro hero you litterly beg ur hubby to come with you

mainly because u think he looks hot in a suit but also bc you'd probably leave as soon as u got the award if he wasnt their

if u like kids u find their questions cute bc they are just so wrong abt ur personality and stuff cuz the media twists things a lot

or if u hate kids you're still lile nice to them but u eventually find the qestions annoying

cut to the hero billboard charts thing i dont remember the name off

and you receive your reward and u sit back down after the crappy speech from endeavor (i hope he gets hit by a car btw)

and you just kiss the air out of aizawa. the media thinks ur cheating on ur hubby and with aizawa's permission you say yall are married

media never gets over it and u refused to answer anymore questions abt the marriage lol

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Thinking of hs!ghost

ok we all know ghost is built like a fucking tank but i dont think we appreciate this mans legs.

they are HUGE his thighs are THICK

ok anyways

ghost got his nickname because of how he just disappears, it started off when his bullies would pick on small simon riley in the 5th year

he'd come home with a busted lip and red eyes

eventually his bullies found out his address in the summer between 7th and 8th year

but that summer simon had moved foster homes and was eventually adopted by his new foster family

when simon came back to school the following year his buillies confronted him about it

he said he'd moved and that he didnt live their anymore

this kept regularly happening so his bullies called him ghost to mock his excuses

in high school ghost built up muscles and a bit of a reputation

his bullies fucked off when ghost glared at them because he went from being this really lanky boy to this buff kid who's looks could kill

the nickname stuck still

by senior year simon riley was the kid you'd go to if you had bullies

guys and gals flocked to him, sure he was now conventionally attractive and was openly bisexual (did i mention that? now you know LMAO)

but simon, never really wanted to hook up he'd craved a solid relationship

he was still ghost, that boy who spooked and disappeared without a trace

but he was also simon, that scared little boy who was relentlessly bullied throughout his life until he decided he deserved better and lived up to ghost

he still desperately wanted love and affection he hadnt known he needed until he met you

[im-notbean]

cod mafia au; like an overview

ok this is very silly i just got the idea and i need to writ it down

141

Leaders: John "Captain" Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Johnny "Soap" MacTavish, Gary "Roach" Sanderson.

Think of Price as this very dominating man whos all business and cigars, he's got a bit of a soft side for pretty men and women

Simon is built like a goddamned tank, he's a hunk and more down to earth but he knows his place. hes all business but has a good laugh here and their

Kyle's a stoner, he handles the drugs for a reason. he knows he's got a pretty face and uses that all the time, hes pretty much not very down to earth but he's the most loyal man Price ever knew and thats why he's still around

Soap's a barker, always pushing buttons and showing off with his too tight shirts and he's got a lethal puppy dog eyes. he's loyal but a fucking time bomb weather he's playing nice today or not

Gary's quiet, not by choice but because he's survived a fire. He came from a small apartment in east London and met Price, he's the first and Price's objective favorite because can you blame him. Gary's a tought cookie and has a knack for surviving any situation

Los Vaqueros

Leaders: Alejandro "Ale" Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra

Alejandro is a man of war, raised in the trenches of a cartel he left his old life to overcome the stereotype. he did but went south trying to fix his biggest regret

Rudy is brash, he was a rich kid with an even more powerful father who hated his son. Rudy joined because he knew Alejandro wouldn't stop until the cartel died. They both know the risk yet dive into it anyway

The two are a dynamic duo, if you see one the other isn't far away. they fuck around, kiss each other with a passion that rivals even the most secure marriages

They let themselves indulge in each other and with two conventionally sexy men making out, its a ploy to lure a sirens song but with heavy kisses and hickies

Las Almas

Leader: Valeria "Sin Nombre" Garza

Valeria is not ome to fuck around, shes a women in a male dominated field. and shes fucking adorable

one minute she'll be threatning to cut your dick off and the next shes patting your head as you tell her everything. her voice and bodie rival supper models, if sirens were real she'd have the body of one

she's sweet but a psychopath, after all she killed her second in command as soon as he started questioning her authority.

sweet but a fucking physco

Shadow Company

Leader: Phillip "Commander" Graves

Graves is a man with an accent thick as honey, it's southern american charm never leaving a single vowel he speaks

although Graves' company is a PMC his men know that they are more than just that, their a fucking unit with a hand on the government's most valued assest and claim to be "looking" for anything that goes missing

Graves admires the men and women he calls his shadows, each one more unique than the last. his land might not be as large as 141's but he makes sure his is under order and not rioting

the people who live under his land never leave, they know they are much better thier than in any other part of the other mafias territories

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I believe with my whole heart that Soap hates socializing outside of his work.

Like he's not introverted per say, but definitely not an extrovert. I will fight y'all on this, like look at him. He's more extroverted sure but definitely has an introverted side. Sure he's loud as shit but thats not him you know, personally he's a bit quiet without the adrenaline. Could be from trauma or personal choice but he's not overly loud.

It freaks Price out once he finds out that fact about his sergeant, because all Price knows is the adrenaline filled side of Soap, how the rush of dying makes him more quipy and lively.

Gaz nearly pisses himself when Soap quietly mutters an apology for bumping into him, not out of fear. More so because one: Soap apologized and two: He didn't make a remark about watching where he was going.

But Ghost? He knew from the start, whenever they got exfile and Soap just sighed rubbing his temples and muttered vaguely about the mission just to talk he knew. It's what Ghost did before Roba (idk how to spell his name tbh) just trying to talk about the mission because it was easy. Hindsite and all that. So when Soap just stops trying to make small talk Ghost knows that Soap is confortable with him, at least more than he was before.

i also did start this before i was 90% sure i was gonna have an anxiety attack and its like 9 pm as im posting this... anyway LOL

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I'd like to think about Terzo and Omega's and Copia and Aether's relationship for a hot minute, because it's simply not normal.

Sure hooking up with a ghoul or ghoulette isn't really frowned apon at the ministry, it's pretty normal to hear or see it for yourself. But sex is just sex after all, what Terzo and Omega have is... intimate. Holding hands, cuddling, breif kisses before a ritual, and just over all a pretty humanly domestic kind of love.

Same goes with Copia and Aether, they have that same domestic type of love. Except without the sex, Copia doesn't feel like sex really like... gets him going. He's known he's bisexual, for awhile now but he never really realized how much sex is a turn off for him so he's probably on the asexual spectrum.

Anyone with a brain can see that these human ghoul couples are more in it for the romantic aspects than the sex itself. The ghouls and ghoulettes can tell that Omega and Aether are (poorly) attempting to court their respective boyfriends. While it's not uncommon to hook up with a ghoul or ghoulette it is usually not intimate in the way Omega and Terzo are. And it's definitely not like Copia and Aether's relationship which is all love and support.

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Random Ghoul Headcannons

Dewdrop

-despites his fire element, will go out of his way to hit anyone who calls him Sodo instead of Dewdrop

-fans are the only people he can tolerate calling him Sodo, they don't know any better

-cannot swim without feeling like hes burning due to the element transition, most of the time his own tears burn his face

-he doesn't particularly like the ministry, he likes all the papas but thats abt it really for the ministry. just really hates sister imperator (rip)

Swiss

-mostly an earth ghoul, has a mix of water and quintessence however

-is banned from cooking via all the ghoulettes and phantom who will stab him if he tries to help

-isn't actually that close with Dewdrop just overly flirtatious with him

Rain

-demi boy, more male presenting most of the time

-he has a sirens song type of singing female water ghouls have along with the water manipulation males have; no one knows how

-unlike dew water makes rain very calmed, the best swimmer out of all the ghouls

Mountain

-hes abt as all as a tree. around 6'11 or 7'1, when glamoured hes 6'6

-once u get him talking u cant shut him up, hes just talking to talk sometimes

-runs pretty hot despite complaining abt being cold all the time

-has genical dibeatic thing, type 1... most earth ghouls do but his is rlly bad :(

Phantom

-isnt the youngest in terms of hellborn years, is pretty close tho

-selective mute, also nonbinary or gender non conforming idk havent decied tbh

-him and aether arent brothers, their like distant cousins via mates (marriage)

-dreamshifter is his quintessence quirk thingy

Cirrus

-1, QUEEN. anyway: mother hen to all

-banned swiss from the kitchen first cuz he burnt rice. rice.

-really like freakishly good at crochet somehow

Cumulus

-for some reason phantom just really loves her tits. like not in a sexual way but like yk, their rlly good tits

-plus sized. dont ask y she just is

-will hit swiss with a spoon given any opportunity

Aurora

-despite her amazing voice shes really self conscious abt it, she knows that its high in the octive scale and sometimes she feels that shes overpowering the other backing vocals

-the youngest ghoul in hellborn years and summoned years

-knows like six different earth languages and will yell at the other ghouls and ghoulettes in them

-an even split between fire, quintessence, and earth ghoulette traits

[im-notbean]

wsg bestie r reqs open cuz if they are

can I ask (willing to beg) for aizawa x male reader where the reader's a fellow teacher/hero and he hobo-looking-save his ass and he starts feeling them palpitations

if they rn't open, that's why I'm anon HAHAHHA (also can I be known as orange anon that sounds fun)

Hi orange anon! Requests are open! (also your my first request lol)

Aizawa x Male!Pro Hero!Subsitute Teacher!Reader

Also I'm assuming that reader also is somewhat Aizawa, you'll see the resemblance soon, sorry if I messed it up a bit or it's not to your liking-

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Aizawa: Purple

Reader: Red

Aizawa leaped across the two buildings, the villain he was chasing was fast. Must have some endurance quirk Aizawa thought, then came you. You cut the villain off so fast and was on-top of the villain so fast that Aizawa couldn't keep track of you. He walked up to you slowly, he felt like he had seen you somewhere before. Question was, where? Where did he see you last?

"You gonna just stare their or ya' gonna help me." "Uh- Shit yeah I'll-"

Aizawa found himself stumbling to the side. Making a groan of annoyance he looked to his side. A knife, presumably a dager was lodged into his side, and did I mention he was losing blood. And fast. When did he get that, not important right now, all Aizawa knew was that he was loosing blood and fast. He felt his head spin, you had detained the villain earlier so you walked over to Aizawa.

"Got hit eh?" "No shit-" "Don't move so much. It'll make it worse." "Got it...what are you doing exactly..?" "Trying to make sure you don't die of blood loss."

You pulled off your shirt and tied it around Aizawa's side, right above the wound. You made sure it was tight but not tight enough that he couldn't breathe. You picked Aizawa up from the ground and walked back to the villain who you threw over your shoulder. You started heading to the police station, once you were their you looked at the guard who took the unconscious villain off you arm. You could tell the guard was staring at you, I mean, she wasn't that bad looking. But you knew she probably wanted to use you for money, before she could come back you left for the hospital. Despite all of Aizawa's protesting.

"Seriously. I'm fine" "No. Your. Not, you could bleed out, your wound could be infected, you could make the wound larger which becomes more of a pain to deal with, and you could pass out. All of which can kill you." "Well none-" "I don't give two shits if you'd be extra careful, it's a risk I'm not willing to take." "..."

You felt the sweat dripping down your bare back and some blood from Aizawa's side as you ran down the street towards the hospital. You entered the hospital with Aizawa in your arms and you told them the situation. You placed Aizawa in one of the emergency room beds. You sat next to him and sighed, running a hand through your slightly bloody hair.

That's when Aizawa realized the situation he was in. One you basically saved his ass. Two you were shirtless. And three nobody should be as hot as you were. Aizawa face was three shades of bright red and he slumped into your shoulder, party out of embarrassment and partly out of exhaustion. You let out a soft laugh that left Aizawa even more embarrassed.

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☆Extra☆

☆At UA High, The Next Day ☆

"Hello students."

Class 1-A was surprised to see instead of their normal sleep deprived teacher with his usual cup of coffee that was pitch black (which always smelled sweet for some reason). A different male with H/L H/C hair who obviously did not really want to be their currently, was leaning on the black board with the words "Y/N L/N" in big bolled letters to the right of his body. All the students took their seats quietly, except Mineta. Who took one look at your upper chest region and said to himself "That is one fine woman" you took one glance at him and was blushing profusely. You narrowed your E/C hues at the boy and geustered to the class, more specifically the empty seat you pre-assumed was his. You looked at the clock and made a mental note of his lateness. As Mineta walked in he seemed to be in a daze, you slamed your fist down on the desk and that seemed to snap him out of his daze.

"You're 3 minutes late Mineta. I expected better from a hero corse student." "Huh?!!" "Awe poor little boy is confused, take your seat whatever you were thinking about isn't important currently." "Yes ma'am." "THAT'S A MAN MINETA..." The rest of 1-A said in unison. "Oh shi-"

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Thank you all so so SO much for reading ♡

[im-notbean]

Punz x Male! Soccer player! Reader. Pt 1.5

A drabble inside of my AU of Punzo <Link here if you want context lol>

Punz went Live!: Introducing...with face cam???

Y/N sat in his boyfriends gaming chair he had told him that he cpuld use his computer any time Y/N wanted and yes, he were using that to his advantage. Y/N waited about two minutes before testing the mic out.

"Hello..? I don't know hoe to work this thing so...uh is the mic working chaters?"

Orange_: its working

i-heart-mum: ayee punzo...that aint fucking punz-

Fossabot: im_notbean subscribed with a teir 1! Their on a 18 month streak!

gayfrogo: WHERE IS PUNZO-

"In case your wondering, no I'm not Luke. But I do know how to work his setup, which is his fault for teaching me how to use."

bee.boied: damn-

Fossabot: Orange_ subscribed with Twitch Prime! Their on a 5 month streak!

"Damn indeed but eh, his problem now. I do know I ain't messing with his valo and stuff, I swear he loves that shit more than me-" "Y/N." "Fuck-" "Seriously?! I know I told you that you could use my computer anytime you wanted but why the hell would you go live?!!." "Because why the fuck not? Plus you taught me how to use this shit." "Your lucky I love you." "That's gay." "Bitch."

im_notbean: we gonna ignore that orrrr....

Orange_: @ im_notbean we are

im_notbean: =|

"What? Your the one who's a bitch here." "How am I a bitch?" "Your acting like one Luke." "Aye." "Whatever." "Don't whatever me mister."

anons.379: anyone else enjoying the banter

i-love-karens: *Deleted Message*

Fossabot: @ i-love-karens please be nice in chat! Warning

itunes-slaphard: punzo and guest banter>>>>

"I will turn on the cam." "What would that do anyway?" "They get to see your neck?" "...Fuck you." "Already did." "That's gay." "I am though. So are you!?" "I'm bi. Their is a clear difference." "Bitch your still partly gay." "Shut up." "Also throw a fucking shirt on" "Oh piss off."

Orange_: anyone gonna clip this???

im_notbean: way ahead of you orange

Orange_: YIPPEE

Y/N looked at Luke who had thrown himself into the bed behind him and rolled the chair bsck towards him. He poked his cheek before he spun around and pulled the chair back to the desk before pressing the button to turn on the camera. Y/N blinked to adjust the brighness of the screen, he looked at chat reel quick and smiled as compliments flooded throughout the computer. He had challenged chat to see if they could guess who he was or what sport he played.

"Thank you Cristi for the 5 gifted and no, I don't play American Football...Baseball, no I used to play that." "Why can't I say anything thoughhhh." "Because you'll give away the answer :(" "Fine." "Thanl you Aprilz for the teir one...I don't play lacrosse either. Do you guys want a hint?"

im_notbean: PLEASEEEE

Orange: were beging here :((((

i-love-karens: 😭😭😭

Y/N laughed before giving a hint. "11 players and the feild is just a bit wider than an American football feild. I gave y'all some obvious ones here."

im_notbean: Soccer??

Orange_: soccer. were so dumb-

bee.boi: i feel stupid-

anons.379: bro...

"Luke is your chat saying their dumb normal-" "Sometimes but yeah, wait let me see."

Punz pulled himself from the bed and walked over to the chair and looked at chat, Punz snickered before looking bsck at his boyfriend and smiling. Y/N booped his nose, Punz looked at you confusion as he giggled. He booped his nose again.

"Boop!" "What are you doing??" "I'm booping you" "Huh..?" "You don't know what booping is?" "No, but the face when you do boop me is cute." "E-eh...that's kinda gay." "Uh- Bitch." "Whore." "Slut." "Fucktoy." "I am not a fucktoy." "You were last night." "I-Uh- Your gonna get me band on Twitch-" "Suffer." "Shut up." "Make me."

i-lovekat: wtf did i just join-

im_notbean: half of us dont even know either-

i-lovekat: fair

"Woah Y/N that's a little gay." "Motherfucker I am gay...for you ♡" "Uh- UMM...CHAT DON'T CLIP THAT." "Chat don't listen to him. Clip it." "Nooooooooo" "Ba-Luke...If you don't want them to it's fine by me, I'm just teasing." "Hmph." "Great...Chat this is your fucking fault."

Orange_: OI WHAT DID WE DO >:[

im_notbean: YEAH >:/

"You cliped that and now I'm getting the silent treatment! That sucks for me and you guys." "You can make it up to me." "I can! How!!" "Kiss me." "...What." "You heard me. Kiss-"

Y/N pulled Punz down and kissed his cheek. You could see Y/N say something but the mic didn't pick it up. All chat knew was that these two idols and idiots were in love.

Sorry this is so short :(

But I wanted to get something out because I got grounded lmao so yeah-