#imajoke

[pinkpotemkin]

Me: :(

Also me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[anaisevergreen]

0 motivation

I have absolutely 0 motivation to do ANYTHING let alone workout so I’m gonna hit a cold shower and let that count as a workout. If I’m not 100 pounds lighter when I come out of the shower then fuck me.

[lilatriestostudy]

post exam thoughts

ok y’all what’s up with the phrase

‘love in my veins’

if your love is passionate and intense and meaningful wouldn’t your blood pressure be high cause the blood pressure in the vein is pretty low so ummm wouldn’t it be love in my arteries

ok y’all thanks for coming to my ted talk

[eishethmaraj]

[danaesdesk]

Found out a few weeks ago that I made the Dean's list!

Wtf. Wtf. Wtf. Wtf. Wtf. Wtf...

Y'all, I used to be the student teachers despised. I got almost all C's in middle school and I skipped class (constantly) in high school.

And now I have a certificate on my wall saying I'm an "outstanding academic"... And all I did was... Try(?)

[inntwodeep]

I’m so fucking blind. How did I not see that shit coming.