#imderekandiwasthealpha

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The chicken, now that it's not half-bursting with hellspawn shadow spew, is actually quite a docile and sweet creature. Scott thinks she's very weak, though. We're going to stay overnight to watch over it. She keeps nudging my hand with her beak.

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Some fresh faces transferred into our grade today, along with a weird, pale-looking replacement English teacher.

I'm not sure what it says about our town, really, when the only professionals we can get are looking more and more like film noire horror cliches.

Let's just hope this one doesn't bite.

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Man I miss the days when the most complicated part of my life was just making sure my dad didn't find the suspected-murderer-turned-werewolf, whom my best friend had accused, and had subsequently decided to hide in my bedroom. Ah the simple times.

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Derek refuses to go out to a club with me. Even though he claims he can dance better than Zefron.

Someone make him go.

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Derek just made me watch "The Lucky One".

Derek watches Nicholas Sparks movies.

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Went out this morning to find some butter pecan syrup to apologize for last night. Left it with the room service pancakes for Derek. I know they're not home made but it's the best I could do in a hotel.

I think he's still made at me though.

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...I think we're going out to eat after a really lazy day in the hotel room. Everyone needs a day to just sleep in. 

It's fancy dress. I feel like I'm about to get wined and dined.

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Would someone please point out to Derek that I am not obsessed with his facial hair.

I am simply stating a fact.

You can't be a Scruff Master if you have no scruff. Them's the rules.