#imfunnyok

[mellifluousmellet-blog]

me: FuCk mE uP thE aSShoLe iT's hOt

fren: ur wearing all black the sun is attracted to you ffs

me: AT LEAST SOMETHING IS

[fuckyouallurlsaretaken]

im tired and i feel like a pile of shit get ready world

[hopelesslyfree]

trying to forge an internet friendship like

[psychedelicwinter]

Its a metaphor

Smokes 1 cigarette today, 2 tomorrow. Gets lung cancer for smoking 3 cigarettes. Dies of ebola a week later.

[evulsions]

when my friends dont find my jokes funny....

[story-of-a-beautifulgoodbye]

Washing dishes.

I was washing dishes today and my sink is right next to a door and my little brother came through the door so I sprayed him with water and said "You have been baptized."  then two minutes later my mom came through the door and I did the same thing and IDK what to do with myself anymore.

[the-bat-king]

hi i can smoke marijuana with u this weekend but only if my mom talks to ur mom

[melisandread]

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