um yeah so immortal au, hand over the headcanons 🙄 -💥 @jack-kellys
omg @jack-kellys you and @claireverlasting sent asks for the same au at literally the exact same time 🤯
clearly this is in demand so here we go!
- tons of jack’s old paintings are in museums, and he loves to go stand there in front of them and muse with strangers about how incredible this mysterious artist, lost to the ages, must’ve been.
- he hates when his pieces end up in private collections bc he’d rather let the public enjoy them— at some point or another, he’s definitely stolen his own work and eventually donated it back to a museum once it’s been long enough that he won’t get in trouble, he’ll just get praised for recovering a long-lost painting
- when davey was younger, he was a certified Weird Kid who wholeheartedly believed in fantasy magic until he was almost in high school. like, he literally didn’t even celebrate christmas but still cried upon finding out santa wasn’t real (which didn’t happen until he was like 12 bc no one ever thought to tell him) and in elementary he was always the kid roleplaying warrior cats or some shit a little too intensely at recess. even as an adult, he still gets a little thrill at the thought of “ok but what if magic was real??”
- jack, race, and medda go on family vacations every few years, but they’ve all already seen so much of the world in their hundreds of years, that their go-to at this point is to pick an all-inclusive resort somewhere tropical. medda is insistent that the only thing that doesn’t get old after being around for this long is lounging on a beach with a cocktail, so that’s exactly what she does. race is still fifteen at heart, and he inevitably gets annoyed and embarrassed by his family and ends up playing volleyball somewhere with other kids. jack likes to go off on guided tours of things he’s seen before just to see how much the tour company gets wrong.
- race has a significantly easier time keeping up with changing trends and technology than jack EVER has, but that still doesn’t mean he’s any good at it. to jack and medda, race is very impressively young and hip… to actual teenagers, race is the weird “old soul” mf who still can’t figure out how to use tiktok like a normal high schooler