@imnotthesavior liked for a starter!
🐾 ❝ You don’t know the definition of fun, do you? ❞ Ever since Emma had arrived in town, getting the newly appointed depute to indulge in anything akin to a good time was like pulling teeth. Girls night was hardly a raucous evening of debauchery and carnal dalliances ( usually ), and the waitress couldn’t understand why the blonde was so hell-bent on avoiding a night of drinking and dancing ( and free drinks, if Ruby upped her flirting game ). ❝ Would it kill you to step away from the boring non-crimes of Storybrooke and have a little excitement in this droll town? I already know Graham doesn’t put you on night shifts, so what’s your excuse? ❞








