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You ever just be sitting on your bed, peacefully consuming media and suddenly your brain throws you some ridiculousness like: “What if a bear comes into your room?” “What if your sibling gets kidnapped and you never see them?” “What if you caught on fire right now?”
And you’re just like, “Shit, I don’t even know but let’s panic about it.”
Does anyone else try to write a story and get distracted by the background details? I come up with an idea for a tale and spend the next six months fleshing out everything but the main storyline. It goes from, this is the main protagonist, a young guard-in-training, to “how would another people look at this culture? what kind of products are popular here? what is their system of government? what names and traits are common? etc.”
Listen/purchase: impossible scenarios by ❖ zoid du prince 13.7↑%
Title: impossible scenarios Genre: lo-fi, hip-hop instrumental Style: dreamsynth, jazz infusion
New release produced by zoid du prince
Bandcamp link: https://zario.bandcamp.com/track/impossible-scenarios
"Sometimes all I want to do is enter a dream state to clear my head and find peace. These moments are more significant to me now than ever before."
- zario
Thanks for listening.
Do you think there is someone somewhere that writes of action plans for the government for “impossible scenarios”? Like the president goes “oh fuck, we are actually getting invaded by aliens! Get Gilbert on the phone!” Kinda like you have a fire or evacuation plan for every building. You don’t necessarily expect the building to catch fire, but just in case.
I don’t remember what I was watching, but I had the epiphany “we are probably totally unprepared for a kaiju attack.” But maybe they do have an all purpose contingency plan for that...
These impossible scenarios are seriously getting out of hand ... Mind please stop, thanks
10:24 pm Hawaii time Just went through 3 different scenarios with a guy I've never spoken to
Scenario 1 : The Coffee Shop
I didn’t know what was going to happen when he picked me up. I always thought of impossible scenarios of what could happen, knowing of course that all of them were highly unlikely to happen. I was nervous, but I knew I shouldn’t be. I’ve known him for years and even if I wanted anything to happen between us, I know nothing could. He had a thing with a friend of mine about a year ago and he was friends with my ex. There was just too many factors that prevented anything from happening between us. But the more I told myself no, the more I seemed to want something to happen. A coworker kept telling me that something could happen, but I was always unsure. Even if something did, how would I go about it? I don’t want to upset my best friend, but she might be completely fine with it. No matter what, the answer was always no.
When he finally came, I tried to act casual. Like I hadn’t just spent the last 30 minutes making up impossible scenarios.
“Hey, how are you?” he asked.
“I’m fine, you?”
“Good. Are you ready?”
“Yeah,” I answered.
The drive was kind of quiet, but the silence wasn’t too awkward. On occasion one of us would say something, and then silence again. If that bothered him, it didn’t show, and he said nothing. It wasn’t awkward. I guess we were both comfortable.
We were just going to get some coffee. They were having a sale at the local coffee shop, so we took advantage. When it came time to pay, we argued at the register for a bit over who was paying, in the end we just paid for ourselves, but even then he was still upset. Once we got our drinks and sat down, he gave a look of disapproval.
“What?” I asked.
“Nothing. It’s just-- you.”
“What umm, what about me?”
“You.”
“Uhh.. alright?” I was going to just leave it alone because I figured he meant about the paying fiasco.
“It’s just that the whole point of coming was so I could pay for you,” he said.
“But, we never established that. You never said anything. I mean come on, it’s not like were dating or anything,” I answered.
“Well...”
“Wait. Are you-- Was this a date?” I asked, kind of in disbelief.
“I wanted it to be. I just didn’t know how to ask you without you freaking out because I know how you feel about us being something and I really wanted to go out with--”
I cut him off. “Woah, slow down. Okay umm...”
I was pretty much at a loss for words. One of my impossible scenarios was kind of coming true. I thought for sure I was dreaming.
“So, umm... so you like me?” That’s all I could manage.
“Yeah.” he said.
“Oh umm.. okay.. when did you--” he cut me off this time.
“Start to like you? I don’t know. It just kind of happened. I guess after school ended I found myself thinking about you a lot. I knew I had to see you, but I didn’t want to freak you out because it would’ve felt out-of-the-blue for you-- I just, I’m sorry. This isn’t the way I wanted to tell you.”
“Why didn’t you just start out subtle by like, texting me or something?” By this point I was a little upset. I know it was what I kind of hoped for, but it’s different when you actually live it.
“I know that you don’t really like talking to people all the time. I’m sorry but I didn’t know what else to do.”
When a yandere-lover gets a yandere lover...
...a new kind of love story.
Modelled, perhaps, after a yandere fan's ideal.
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"I mustn't let sempai know I'm watching him- Oh no, he looked this way! I hope he didn't see me..."
Huh, I think that girl's stalking me. That's sweet. Does this mean I can finally get a seriously devoted girlfriend?
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"Sempai is talking to another girl! I must stop him... but... I can't just jump out like that, he'll know I've been following him..."
OK, so just turn left there and that's the bus stop- Woah, is she jealous of a five-year-old girl!? I'm not a- But it's kind of cute how paranoid she is.
--
"I hope sempai likes the bento I made..."
Yandere bento! Awesome!
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"Sempai looks so cute when he's asleep, I have to take pictures!"
She's watching me even now... It's nice to know she's always there. It's so considerate of her to turn off the flash and put her camera on silent mode.
--
"Why is sempai still looking at other girls? WHY!?"
W-woah, that's some pretty intense staring. Sweet, though.
--
"I need to get rid of that girl who keeps bothering sempai..."
...Transferred..? Oh. Sure. (If my stalker girl would go that far for my sake... I think I'm in love.)
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"Sempai! Let's be together forever and ever and ever and ever and-"
Good idea! Let's do that.
"Yay! I love you, sempai!"
GOOD END
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(Don't worry if it's confusing. It just means that it's impossible, that's all.)
what would you do if you got really really drunk and got Ginny pregnant?!?
