#incorrect quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Hangman (when the Daggers ask how Hangman and Rooster first got together): Well it happened years ago when we were originally at TOPGUN, and uh I had just got home and Rooster was already there ‘cause I guess he had been hanging out with Coyote - Coyote (to Rooster): - You’re welcome, buddy! Rooster (glares):...Yeah, thanks. (Coyote grins and gives him a thumbs - up) Hangman (continuing): And so I had a lot of work to do so Rooster, nice guy that he is, offered to help me out. And then we had a little wine, we got to talking, and the next thing you know out of nowhere -Bradshaw comes on to me. Rooster (laughs):... Umm, that’s…that’s a little misleading. Hangman: What is? Rooster: The lie you just told. Hangman: That-that you came on to me? Rooster: There’s the one! Hangman: But you did! I mean, let’s be honest! Rooster: Yes, let’s!

[incorrectsterekquotes]

this happened Lydia told me in a dream

[campbellsoup1986]

Pearl: Gem and I got married!!

Grian: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

[the2fort9]

Sniper: "Might fuck around and let nature reclaim me." Scout: "Does that mean you're going feral, or just lying in the dirt for a while?" Sniper: "Yeah."

[c0ld-d3ad-heart]

Chaos's phone rings. She picks it up. "Hello? Oh, hi Charlie!"

James grimaces.

"No, he's right here." Chaos grins at James.

James shakes his head, making a violent sign to shush.

"Oh, you want to talk to him??"

James runs into the other room.

"James!!"

@just-like-her-father

[sweetsurrenderbyjohndenver]

guys I'm kind of going insane, so here's some Reese x Hetty based off of quotes I got off of an incorrect quote generator.

Hetty: You know, you were right. Reese: About what specifically? Because I’m right about a lot of things. Reese: I was going to suggest we do Marilyn Monroe and JFK roleplay, but I’d get way too into it. Hetty: What- how? Reese: You’d be like “come to bed … Mr. President” and I’d be like, “I need to increase the amount of American military advisors in South Vietnam by a factor of 18.” Reese, on the phone: So no head? Reese: Throws phone and breaks skateboard Hetty: My hands are cold. Reese: Here, let me hold them. Hetty: My lips are cold too. Reese: covers Hetty's mouth with their hand Reese: I don't know how to tell you this, but… I love you. Hetty: That's great, Reese. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years. Hetty: Hey, Reese, what do you think it would be like if we had kids? Reese: What would it be like? Inconvenient, mostly. Hetty: No, I mean, what would they be like, the kids? You ever think about it? Reese: Can't really say I have. Hetty: You know, for someone as eccentric as yourself, you can be boring as fuck sometimes. Reese: Sorry, Hetty. For what it's worth, I'm picturing them now. A boy and a girl. Two perfect little freaks of nature raised by people who've clearly got no business bringin' up anybody. Hetty: I think we should kiss. Reese: And I think you should die but we don’t always get what we want. Hetty: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Reese: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything. Hetty: Okay, but what if we went to dinner not as friends this time? Reese: AS ENEMIES?! Hetty: Hetty: Smart is attractive. Educate me on something I don't know! Reese: The mouth of a jellyfish is also an anus. Hetty: Stop. Reese: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Hetty: blushes What are your thoughts? Reese: The fourth sentence- Hetty: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Reese: It’s “you’re” not “your”. Reese: You’re not jealous, are you? Hetty: No! Reese: Good, ‘cause I consider my fake relationship with you a lot more meaningful. Hetty: That was so hot, Reese. Reese: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets. Hetty: I'm so in love with you. Hetty: Holding up a pack of pencils These are kinda cute. Reese: Hetty, that’s gay. Hetty: We’ve been dating for 2 years— Reese: I fell— Hetty: From heaven? Reese: No, I literally fell— Hetty: In love with me the moment you saw me? Reese: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Hetty: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest. Hetty, trying to flirt: So, you come around here often? Reese, confused: I mean, this is my house, so yeah. Hetty: So… what would you do if you were in bed with me? Reese: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? Hetty: Yes. Reese: I'd sleep. Reese: Babe, you're so funny! Hetty: We have 1492 days until your tragic premature death. You will break my trust three times before that happens, but I forgive you. Reese: Awwww, that's sweet of you!

[incorrectsterekquotes]

sheriff: stiles, we need to talk about your last will. stiles: What about it? sheriff: Well, the fact that you wrote a will. sheriff: Also, the only thing you wrote was "bury me with seven extra bones to fuck with the archaeologists lmao."