#incorrect acotar

[jacksdreams]

Cassian : It’s dark as fuck in here, anyone got a flashlight ?

Rhys : Yeah, hang on

Rhys : *picks up Feyre, kisses her cheek *

Feyre :

Feyre : *starts to glow*

Cassian : 𝒲𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝓉𝒽ℯ 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀

[acourtofmishapandmistakes]

Feyre: Where are the boys?

Mor: Oh, you didn't know?

[thatonefreakyelriel]

Acotar AU: They have phones (that's literally the only thing that's changed)

Alternate title: ACOTAR texts

I always see things like this for other fandoms, so I wanted to try my hand. This is supposed to take place after the infamous first family dinner when the older Archeron sisters first met the Batboys. In this story, Cass is the one texting. If it's inaccurate or ooc, I'll suck your toes. Obviously, implied Elriel because I'm me. PLEASE GIVE ME IDEAS FOR WHAT TO DO!!

[lyssasdrafts]

Feyre: We decided that if, Cauldron forbid, anything happens to us, we would like Nesta and Cassian to be Nyx's god parents

Nesta: That is great news! Nyx! When something horrible happens, you'll be all mine!

Rhysand: It really is an 'if' situation

Nesta, taking Nyx: All mine!

[incorrectacotarwords]

Vassa: Hey do you guys want to play eye spy?

Lucien:

Jurian:

Elain:

Vassa: You know what, never mind

[acotarmemes]

On this week's episode of My Strange Obssesssion: Rhysand & lint.

[nicenotkind]

Feyre: “Don’t start with the family stuff. Like your family is so perfect. Your brother is a pervert!”

Rhysand: “Don’t talk to me about the sexual habits of family members! What about your sister?”

Feyre: “My sister has been through a lot.”

Rhysand: “…of dick.”

[thebluenickel]

An average morning in the House of Wind:

Azriel: *Enters the dining room*

Gwyn, Emerie, and Nesta: *Abruptly stop their conversation*

Azriel: *Turns and walks right back out*