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Voldemort: I've never been so insulted in all my life!

Harry: Come now, with a face like that? You must have been!

Voldemort: I'm a reverse necromancer.

Hermione: Isn't that just killing people?

Voldemort: Ah, technicality.

Dumbledore: OK, school trip, where do you guys want to go?

Harry: The Bahamas!

Dumbledore: I don't know about that-

Draco: Let's go to hell!

Dumbledore: ... no

Ginny: If you had to choose, would you rather lose an arm or a leg?

Harry: A leg. Need both arms to snowmobile.

Ginny: Ron just said he needs both arms to hug Hermione, so thanks asshole.

Harry: Sounds like he's never been snowmobiling.

Quirrell: Who do I shoot?!

Voldemort: Them!

Doppler, disguised as Voldemort: No! He's lying! I love you, remember?

Quirrell: *shoots the doppler*

Voldemort: How did you-

Quirrell: 'I love you' sounds like something you wouldn't say to me.

Voldemort: Wow, OK.

Draco (about Hermione): She's so rude.

Draco: I hate her.

Draco: She's so ugly.

Draco: But she's my best friend.

Fred: Ugh, this is too small.

George: Bet you get that a lot.

Fred: We're literally fucking identical twins

Voldemort: You’ll pay for that!

Harry: Put it on my tab.

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