#incorrect cheren

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Hilda: It must be nice, being rich instead of having to develop a personality.

Cheren: Shut up-

Bianca: Buy my silence.

[phantomlordreshiram]

Hilbert, singing Until It Sleeps: So tear me open and pour me out, there's things inside that scream and shout!

Bianca: ... but tearing you open would kill you

Cheren: ... do you not know what figurative language is Bianca?

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Benga: There’s hell in hello.

Hilda: There’s good in goodbye.

Nate: There’s an end in friend.

Natural: There’s a lie in believe.

Cheren: There’s fair in farewell.

Concordia: There’s over in lover.

Yancy: There’s an ex in next.

Fedde: There’s an us in trust.

Iris: There’s an if in life.

Bianca: There’s lies in families.

Everyone:

Anthea: There’s fun in funeral.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Cheren: Aren’t you like 5’2”?

Hilda: I self identify as tall.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Hilda, wrapped in a blanket and covered with ice packs: I completely stand by what I said when I was sick.

Cheren: You were telling us that we don’t deserve tepigs.

Hilda: Have you ever seen a tepig, Cheren? They are SOFT and WARM and PURE-

Cheren:

Bianca: Hilda, are you crying

Hilda: They’re too good for this world...we have to protect them...

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Grimsley: I was eating this Sinnohan chocolate, and it made a rattling noise when I shook it, and there was a rapidash magnet inside.

Benga: Sinnohan kinder surprise.

Shauntal: That looks like it’s made out of coal.

Grimsley: It tasted like coal.

Cheren: You ate a vase.

Grimsley, head in hands: Honestly, at this point, me eating a small vase is the least of my problems.

Caitlin: In Sinnoh, sometimes, when a rapidash dies, they cremate it and make a vase out of the ashes. Hence the coal taste and rapidash picture. You ate rapidash ashes and mistook it for chocolate.

Grimsley: ...Me eating an entire cremated rapidash still does not even scratch the surface of my problems.

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Cheren, scrambling out of bed: HOLY FUCK I’M LATE FOR SCHOOL!

Bianca, next to him: Cheren, honey, you’re too old for school. Come back to bed.

Cheren, laying down: Oh, right.

Cheren:

Cheren, sitting straight up: I’M THE TEACHER!

[pokemon-next-generation-quotes]

Cheren: It only takes three generations for you to be basically forgotten.

Hilda: Tell that to my 17 times great grandfather in law who tore apart the whole region by fighting his brother with a god.