#incorrect clace

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: Your legs look great in those pants.

Clary: Thanks, but you should see me without them. *winky winky wink*

Jace:

Jace: Why would you take off your legs...?

[ruinofgod]

Jace: *is awake in the middle of the night*

Clary: Are you okay?

Jace: Is sand called sand because it's between the sea and the land?

Clary: ...let's go back to sleep.

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: *sees someone doing something dumb*

Jace: Ha, that person’s an idiot.

Jace, realising it’s Clary: Oh shit, that’s my idiot.

Jace: *proceeds to join her in the dumb thing she’s doing*

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: *gets down on one knee*

Clary, tearing up: Oh my god...

Jace: *ties shoelaces*

Clary, smiling and crying: He finally fucking learnt.

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Clary: Hey Jace, why was the mailman yelling at you earlier?

Jace: I was in the mailbox.

Clary:

Clary: Why were you in the mailbox...?

Jace: I wanted to send Alec something cute for his birthday but the mailman took the stamp off my back and told me to go home.

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Clary: So you stabbed Simon?!

Jace: Well, yeah... you should have heard what he said to me!

Clary: What did he say?

Jace, impersonating Simon: What are you gonna do, stab me?

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Clary: The best revenge, really, is being nice!

Jace, in the distance: Or murder.

[incorrectdumbnephilim]

Jace: I’m thinking a spring wedding, maybe fall? I don’t want people to get too cold, though.

Clary: ??? we aren’t engaged?

Jace:

Jace: THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT!