#incorrect hamlet

[hamlet-shit-posts]

Hamlet: I'm a misunderstood genius.

Horatio: I've never seen 'danger to society' spelled that way.

[tybaltstan]

Horatio: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons? Hamlet: Fake?

[nuffintop]

Me desperately trying to hold onto my love for literature:

Shakespeare had the audacity to include so much swordplay in his plays cough, Romeo and Juliet cough and kill off half the gay characters. He just had to make it a tragedy, as if we didn't already have Hamlet to deal with.

[pianoplayingpossumart]

I made some Hamlet memes! I don’t know if anyone has done these ones but if not? Here they are!

Part 2 Part 3

[chesterfield-goose]

Hamlet as Things That Happened in My English Class While Studying Hamlet

(I didn't change any names in the actual dialogue for this)

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Hamlet: (About Claudius) HE'S ALWAYS LIKE "I'M SO GOOD AT SWORDFIGHTING AN-"

Horatio: You're yelling

Hamlet: I DON'T CARE!

...

Hamlet: (Continuing to talk about Hamlet's mental decline in front of the class for quite a while after the presentation was supposed to end)

Horatio: That's enough analysis. We should stop now.

Hamlet: Oh, and Hamlet and Horatio were DEFINITELY GAY!

Horatio: (physically dragging him back to his seat) Let's sit down now

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Rosencrantz: (making fun of Hamlet) We should make "ASMR you're Horatio and Hamlet is slowly caressing your elbow"

[hamdeny]

horatio: have you ever thought about going to therapy?

hamlet: i tried.

horatio: you tried?

hamlet: the guy told me i probably secretly want to fuck my mom and that's why i'm so mad she married claudius

horatio: whAT?

hamlet: yeah, there was a lot to unpack there but i didn't want to so i just said "i'm gay, bitch" and left

[binary-bird]

some more incorrect hamlet. keep it together man.

[spam-let]

Horatio: *blinks*

Hamlet: