my stupid little thoughts

i can hear them. the people in the walls. You can call me c0rn or bertie Trans | He/him | Minor

[fr3sh-c0rn]

yurr introduction post

name: c0rn, fr3sh, and bertie work fine

Gender and sexual orientation: I am ftm trans and use he/him, as well as being aro/ace

Age: naur (tryna strike a chord and it's probably a minoorrrrrrr)

Fandoms (woo boy): Ninjago, Young Royals, Heartstopper, The Magnus Archives, MCU, Warrior Cats, Mouthwashing, Criminal Minds, Supernatural, Arcane, BBC Sherlock, Murder Drones, Stardew Valley, Brooklyn 99, Good Omens, Gravity Falls, Newsies, House MD, The Unlisted, Pokemon, and various others I can't name at the moment

Fav animal: The okapi

Favorite color: orange BABBYYYY

hobbies: crotchet, reading, drawing, painting, video games, learning German and French, playing trumpet (learning euphonium!!!!), singing, making shitposts, scrapbooking, literary analysis, writing, and making references to vines nobody remembers

Favorite Music Artists: Glass Animals, CG5, Tyler The Creator, Bronze Radio Return, Mama Cass, iDKHOW, James Marriott, half alive, BABYMETAL, Weezer, Five Finger Death Punch, Newdad (etc etc)

Songs on repeat:

Headlock -- Imogen Heap

Usurper -- NXCRE

down to the river -- Mitchel Dae

Evil -- Interpol

Far From Home -- Five Finger Death Punch

Romanticize This -- James Marriott

moots: @silly-lil-scribbles @tox1c-tears @jaycethetherian @1kazul

have a slay day. if you care.

[elicorrka]

T-T

[420technoblazeit]

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[le-panda-chocovore]

I feel like I'm into something

[stardustedtea]

this is my contribution to the fandom

(art coming.. eventually)

[thetruequeenoftheabyss]

I'm going insane. Arcane is invading my dreams. Have this.

[memoircomics]

I wore these every second of every day and then a cyclone hit Auckland and I kept wearing them and the shoes grew mold

On the whole yes I do recommend shoes made of rope; I felt like a shounen anime boy and that’s worth any price

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Im gonna say “god wants me to” at the bookstore way too often now

[batmanisagatewaydrug-deactivate]

just once I want to see a good post critiquing makeup culture that doesn’t turn out to be made by some janky radfem blog

oh hey!! I’m not a janky radfem I can do it myself!

makeup culture is wack and normalizes a ludicrously high bar as the bare minimum women can do. I saw a “lazy"makeup tutorial the other day that listed 22 separate goddamn products. you’re supposed to buy and know how to use 22 different things on your face just for the privilege of being considered lazy and that’s uuuuuuh what’s the word? bullshit.

Really, five products could work, even 3. Just frame the face, eyes, lips, and you’re done.

0 products also works great

because I’m gonna be real here, the idea that 22 products is a minimum sucks but it’s really upsetting that any amount of makeup is the bare minimum at all

I would really just suggest some powder foundation, concealer, mascara and lipgloss/lipstick, or tbh just mascara works too, but that’s up to you

I’m sorry if I didn’t express this clearly enough in the original post but I’m not really looking for more concise makeup regiments. my intention was to point out how it’s Bad that makeup is considered a bare minimum at all, regardless of individual feelings on the matter

no face should be “required” to have “a minimum” of makeup. makeup has no health benefits and does nothing but fill the pockets of companies that prey on women and our insecurities.

makeup should not be seen as hygiene because it isnt. get that shit out of your head.

this post: makeup culture is ridiculous and 22 products should not be considered a minimum requirement for someones face. no one should have to do that

the notes: so like……. what youre saying is……. we need to make the minimum about 5 or 6 instead… i gotcha

Really the only makeup you need is eyeliner but that’s just my personal opinion

okay

where did we lose you

why are people like this

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

#nobody survived this post

[arthurwattshousewife]

He kept the glass.

[bringthekaos]

So Bryn made a good point over on Twitter, and uh. Yeah.

[marlowe-art]

macroplastic strawberry summer

[witchesbr3w]

i cannot believe the official marvel page made and posted this.

[the-haiku-bot]

i cannot believe

the official marvel page

made and posted this.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[heavnlysaturn]

the arcane fandom can argue about literally anything, but the one thing we all agree on is that ekko, the boy savior, is the most unproblematic character ever, and that we all absolutely love him. while everyone else is caught up in gay tragedy of all kinds, my boy ekko is just over here trying to fix his goddamn tree

[athunderstryke]

this meme but its jayvik and ekko

[goldenchips]

Foreman Friday!

[crinzinzey]

When ss2 Jayce meet ss1 Viktor

[depsidase]

[ralfmaximus]

It feels like his hands were shaking as he typed that.