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[mslaudnatemult]

imagine beauyasha doing a bit to be stealthy and Beau pretending to be royal

Beau gesturing to Yasha: this is my handmaiden

Yasha: *grabs Beau's hand cause that what she thinks handmaiden means*

Beau: *blushes like a person in love cause she is*

[irreversiblezookeeper]

Licorice Cookie: Do you want talk about your emotions, Red Velvet Cookie?

Red Velvet Cookie: No.

Dark Choco Cookie: I do!

Licorice Cookie: I know, Dark Choco Cookie.

Dark Choco Cookie: I’m sad!

Licorice Cookie: I know, Dark Choco Cookie.

[lilsunshiny]

beau: dude

yasha: i just had my tongue in your mouth five minutes ago don’t you dare call me “dude”

[irreversiblezookeeper]

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: Whenever I get a package of plain M&M's, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I make them have M&M duels.

Taking two candies between my forefinger and thumb, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the 'loser' and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner get to go to the next round.

I have found that, in general, brown and red M&Ms are tougher, while the blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense ring of competition and cracks under the pressure of being in the modern candy and snack food world.

Occasionally I will come across a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, pointier or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this seems to be a weakness but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the candy continues to adapt in it's environment.

When I finish the package, I am left with one M&M. The strongest of the herd. Since it wouldn't make any sense to eat this one as well, I package it up with a letter that says "Please use this M&M for breeding purposes" and send it back to M&M Mars, A division of Mars INC in Hackettstown, NJ

They wrote back this week thanking me and gave me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of M&MS.

This weekend there will be a tournament of epic proportions.

There can only be one champion.

[irreversiblezookeeper]

Licorice Cookie: So, we still gonna destroy earth?

Pomegranate Cookie: Nah, they’re doing a pretty good job without us.

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: I feel lazy, like we don’t even have to do anything

[irreversiblezookeeper]

GingerBrave: I have a science headcanon!

Wizard Cookie: Can you not say that you have a hypothesis?

GingerBrave: Anyways, my science headcanon is that

[irreversiblezookeeper]

Poison Mushroom Cookie: Every Tuesday, Licorice Cookie and I like to play pranks on each other. So today, I've swapped his cereal out for hard drugs

[irreversiblezookeeper]

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: Mom said it’s my turn to hand out the ominous & vague warnings.

Licorice Cookie: That wasn’t mom.

Pomegranate Cookie: they just said it was their turn