#incorrect crk

[the-yuri-observer]

espresso: take me to art museums and make out with me

madeleine: but they said to not touch the masterpieces

espresso: well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

almond, on a walkie talkie: this is detective almond, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again

[irreversiblezookeeper]

White Lily Cookie: I went through an entire character arc during quarantine

Dark Enchantress Cookie: I became more evil if you’re curious.

Pure Vanilla Cookie: Don’t worry, we’re still in quarantine; there’s still time for a redemption arc!

Dark enchantress Cookie: I’m gonna get worse on purpose.

[the-yuri-observer]

madeleine: being gay,,,, it isn’t a choice

madeleine, grabbing espresso: it’s a game and i’m WINNING !!!!!

[the-yuri-observer]

vampire: it’s so hard, living the single life

herb: sparkling literally went to the bathroom

vampire, crying and drunk: where did it all go wrong

[the-yuri-observer]

custard cookie iii: maybe i can be your partner for the next race!

alchemist: sorry custard, it’s a brother and sister race.

vampire: maybe there’s a contest for lonely children after this!!!

alchemist: it’s ONLY child, vampire. a lonely child is what you’re gonna be when i sell you.

[the-yuri-observer]

fruit on fruit crime

[irreversiblezookeeper]

Licorice Cookie: So, we still gonna destroy earth?

Pomegranate Cookie: Nah, they’re doing a pretty good job without us.

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: I feel lazy, like we don’t even have to do anything

[irreversiblezookeeper]

Strawberry Crepe Cookie: Mom said it’s my turn to hand out the ominous & vague warnings.

Licorice Cookie: That wasn’t mom.

Pomegranate Cookie: they just said it was their turn