#incorrect dante

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Dante: I am not in love with Virgil!! 

Dante after Virgil takes him by the hand: 'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling, And every time we kiss, I swear I could fly, Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I want this to last, Need you by my side.

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Virgil carrying Dante through half of Hell: >:/

Dante: Weeeeeeeee!

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Beatrice: You two are lost brothers with no purpose in life, right?

Dante: No, no, no. Do not get confused. We are two lost BOYFRIENDS with no purpose in life.

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Virgil: I am in MISERY!

Beatrice: I save d*** by giving it CPR~

Dante: Reeses Puffs, Reeses Puffs, EAT 'EM UP, EAT 'EM UP, EAT 'EM UP.

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Ni en el Infierno entienden la maldad de tus chingadas.

–Dante Alighieri

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Dante to Beatrice: You don't get to play damsel in distress.

*Remember being carried like a bride by Virgil*

Dante: That's my job.

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*Dante sneaking in at 2am*

Beatrice, flicking on the light and turning around on her chair: Where were you?

Dante: I... I was with Virgil!

Virgil, turning around on his chair: Wanna try again?

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There are only two people whose descent into Hell is celebrated: Dante and Jesus Christ. And it's not Easter... so...

Buon Dantedì!!