#source: the witcher

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Moody: [to Nymphadora] Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Yelena: [to Walker] Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

The Smallfolk telling stories about Jon’s recent battle as Rhaegar writes them down for this next song.

Smallfolk witness: The gates cracked open and a dozen soldiers ran through. You’ve never seen a cavalry like this, armed like a cavernous mouth full of devil’s teeth! And they swallowed him whole.

Rhaegar: This is brilliant!

Smallfolk:

Rhaegar:

Rhaegar: Oh sorry, Jon’s ever so stingy with the details. And then what happened?

Smallfolk witness: . . . He died.

Rhaegar:

Rhaegar: Eh, he’s fine.

Smallfolk witness: Look, I was there. I saw it with my own——

Jon, kicking the door in covered in blood and guts:

[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Gem: You're right.

fWhip: I'm right... well, that's deeply worrying...

fWhip:

fWhip: WHAT?!

[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: I love you.

Gabrielle: That's the first time you've said that.

Xena: *scoffs* It can't be.

Gabrielle: You used to think it but... tonight you actually said it.

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Caitlyn: You're right.

Vi: I'm right... well, that's deeply worrying...

Vi:

Vi: WHAT?!

[batkidsaremadkids]

Clark to Robin!Dick: How are the lessons going?

Bruce: Tread lightly around the stealth lessons.

Dick: He's not actually talking about my lessons. He's talking about your lessons in smiling.

Bruce: ...

Dick to Clark: Work in progress.

Clark: Yeah.

[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Diana: [to Zoe] Fascinating story. Any chance you're nearing the end?