#incorrect darksiders quote

[guardianoftheotherside]

Do you think, that War used too much „ No tears” shampoo and that’s why he do not cry?

~Y/N to Strife

[oven-thermometer]

Strife: I've invited you here because I crave the deadliest game...

Fury, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Strife: I was actually going to play Russian Roulette, but now I'm really interested in whatever Knife Monopoly is.

[vengealis]

Strife : Death told me I should start thinking before I act so if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured, I thought about it and am confident in my decision.

[hannah-the-red-head]

Strife (disguised as Jones): *hanging over the railing* Death, I dropped the kid.

Death (disguised as Mortis): WHAT THE F*CK, STRIFE?!?!

[drowsy-doodler]

Death, trying to teach Fury how to make a proper cup of tea: What kind of tea is this?

Fury: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

[imagine-darksiders]

Ulthane: What’re you doin’ up there humans?

Humans [perched on top of a disgruntled Halvor] This is our planet we can stand wherever we want. 

Ulthane: [sigh]

Ulthane: Where’s the demon?

Humans: In the living quarters.

[elgarwhore]

Fury: Hello, Gluttony.

Gluttony: Hello, Fury.

Fury, gritting her teeth: *looks to the side* that horse head looks familiar.

[guardianoftheotherside]

Strife: My future wife is probably fake laughting at some douchebag’s lame jokes now.

Strife: Hold on my lady! The true clown is on the way!