#incorrect dateko

[rosecaffelatte]

Futakuchi: Can you pass the salt?

Shirabu: Can you pass away?

Futakuchi: Too much salt.

[dailynohebisstuff]

Nohebi , T-posing in the doorway: Good evening, parental figure.

Oomizu, not even looking up from his coffee: Good morning, problem children

[rosecaffelatte]

Futakuchi: When have I ever done something irresponsible?

Moniwa: Would you like me to go alphabetically or in chronological order?

[rosecaffelatte]

Futakuchi: I’m never wrong.

Futakuchi: I thought I was wrong one time.

Futakuchi: But I was wrong.

[rosecaffelatte]

Futakuchi: Shirabu! We have a problem.

Shirabu: Not now, Futakuchi. I’m busy.

Futakuchi: Kenjirō, do you realize what you did by buying Yahaba a round of ramen just because it’s his birthday today?

Shirabu: With any luck, I kept him from reporting me to the coaches for making our teams do 30 hill sprints because I was in a bad mood.

Futakuchi: Thanks to your little gesture, he actually thinks that the earth is full of people who deep down are filled with kindness and caring!

Shirabu: Well, that’s absurd. People are bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling.

Futakuchi: Exactly!

[rosecaffelatte]

Futakuchi: Shirabu! We have a problem.

Shirabu: Not now, Futakuchi. I have to find a way to adequately punish my team.

Futakuchi: What are you talking about? That’s what tennis rackets are for.

[rosecaffelatte]

Mai: Achoo!!

Futakuchi:

Mai: Aren’t you gonna wish me “bless you”?

Futakuchi: Why? I’m here. You’re already blessed.

Mai: *throws clipboard at him*

[dailynohebisstuff]

Futakuchi : I love saying “fuck me” because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

Aone : Moniwa banned you from swearing.