#incorrect dojae

[diorjeonghan]

Jaehyun: people have been suspecting that my boyfriend Kim Doyoung is a demon and I‘m here to finally set the record down and clear all misunderstandings.

Jaehyun: he is. Let‘s move on

[cosmiclatte28]

i am the subject

Doyoung: Don't change the subject.

Jaehyun: What's the subject?

Doyoung: Me.

[diorjeonghan]

Jaehyun: I really enjoy going to circuses and how the rides go up and down like Doyoung‘s mood

Doyoung: I like the circus too! That‘s why I married a clown

[diorjeonghan]

Jaehyun: I have only ever said "I love you" to two persons in my entire life

Jaehyun: the first on is Doyoung

Jaehyun: and the second one was some random dude in the store I thought was Doyoung

[diorjeonghan]

Jaehyun: can you explain something to me?

Doyoung: yes of course

Jaehyun, trying to flirt: how come you are so beautiful but don't have a boyfriend yet?

Doyoung: I have a boyfriend

Jaehyun:

Doyoung: YOU are my boyfriend

[cosmiclatte28]

um he's not wrong

jaehyun : what's a queen without her king?

doyoung : umm.. well, historically, better

taeyong : what's a Juliet without her Romeo?

Mark : um ALIVE!!

taeyong and jaehyun have left the chat

[cosmiclatte28]

no but really soo and doie are dangerous together

kyungsoo : don't break someone's heart, they only have one

doyoung : yeah, break their bones, they have 206 of those

kyungsoo : *goes to hug doyoung coz finally someone is like him*

chanyeol : *holding kyungsoo back* NO!! JAE HOLD DOYOUNG THESE TWO SHOULD NOT MEET AND CONSPIRE BEHIND OUR BACKS

jaehyun : *struggling to tame doyoung* YEAH HYUNG I GET IT... THESE TWO DARK LORDS MUST NOT SIT TOGETHER

MARK : I'M CALLING THE THERAPIST