#incorrect nct text

[cosmiclatte28]

punny baek is back

baekhyun : *gestures at horses* here are the stables

superm : ??? we know -

baekhyun : *gestures at another, flickering, vibrating horse, one horse explodes* and here are the unstables

superm : *faccepalm*

[gustingirl]

Johnny: Making my way downtown

Johnny: Walking fast

Johnny: ...

Johnny: ...

Johnny: Walking a bit slower so my steps match with Mark because he's short.

[incorrectnctqvotes]

jeno: can i have more candy,hyung?

doyoung:what did taeyong say?

jeno:he said no.

doyoung:so why did you ask?

jeno:oh nevermind then,i didnt know he was the boss of you

doyoung,internally:its a trap its a trap its a trap-

[viriyanon]

nct dream as what my crackhead friends' spit in the canteen

Mark: i'll buy some random fish eggs, and name it caviar, and, *looks at us like in the office* branding.

Chenle: VIBE CHEQUE!!!

Haechan: ..... delete that and go before i delete your life and go

Renjun: (to the friend who gets all of her biases' photocards) did you die for our sins or wha gurl

Jeno: i remember the first time i moved here. i was so stressed i wrote in a fucking diary

Jaemin: you have to know the reason i decaf *drinking his third americano of the day*

Jisung: *in small, shy voice* hashtag no homo *noone hears* HASHTAG NO HOMO YALL DUMBFUCCERIES

[cosmiclatte28]

um he's not wrong

jaehyun : what's a queen without her king?

doyoung : umm.. well, historically, better

taeyong : what's a Juliet without her Romeo?

Mark : um ALIVE!!

taeyong and jaehyun have left the chat

[cosmiclatte28]

it's a dotae thing ^_^

Baekhyun : So, Taeyong what do you call Doyoung?

Taeyong : lovely, hunny bunny, sweetheart

Baekhyun : what about you Doyoung?

Doyoung : My main pain in the ass

Taeyong : i love you too.

[cosmiclatte28]

mark you're the number one hero!

taeyong : why is mark crying?

kai : he asked some new heroes for their autographs and started crying when they asked for his autograph too.

mark : *sobbing* it's just that they're s-so cool and they t-think i'm cool too (┬┬﹏┬┬)

kai : Mark, you're the number one hero. (ノへ￣、)

[cosmiclatte28]

world : You only attract what you fear

Baekhyun : I'm so afraid of pizza and ten billion dollars

mark : i'm afraid of debuting again..oh no. oh noo not another debut stage?!

taeyong : OMG, I'M SO SCARED OF CUDDLY PUPPIES

ten : fuck if i'm afraid of fruits.. they'll come to me? so should i say i like fruits? oh hell no

kai : am so afraid of chicken

taemin : am afraid of non-destroying hands

lucas : am afraid of being more handsome 😎