#incorrect drarry conversation

[seriouslydrarry]

harry: you are such a bitch

draco: i am your bitch. mwah.

[dracothcferret]

draco: take a picture of me with this statue

harry: no let's go

draco: take a picture of me first!

harry: no

draco: *sits on the ground*

harry: oh goooddd

harry: draco stand the bloody hell up people are looking at you!

[seriouslydrarry]

pillow harry

harry: WHO ORDERED THIS PILLOW VERSION OF ME?!

draco: did u say pillow version of you?

harry:

draco: who on the right mind would order a pillow version of you.

harry: yeah i fucking wonder who in this house with two persons namely harry potter, and draco malfoy, would order a pillow version of me!

[seriouslydrarry]

my prayers have been answered

[seriouslydrarry]

big

draco: want to know a secret?

harry: i sure do

draco: i have a big-

harry: dic-

draco: *slaps harry*

draco: HEART AND IT'S HARD TO PROVE IT WHEN YOU'RE ACTING LIKE THAT

[seriouslydrarry]

married

draco: you're wondrous you know that, right potter?

harry: idk how, but you look stunning everyday, every hour, minute, second, uh mili-second?

draco: i don't always tell you this,but you have the face of an angel

harry: you're sensuous

draco: do--

albus: you guys are married

scorpius: to our moms!

[seriouslydrarry]

gayness

ron: i bet draco will cry when your baby calls him dad.

harry: he sure will, 'cause he cried the first time i called him daddy.

ron:

ron: wtf harry. Keep your gayness to yourself.. and draco if you want.

harry: ron have something to tell you daddyyy

ron: bloody hell

ron: do you think our godson will inherit his parent's gayness?

hermione:

hermione: i won't,in merlin's beard, answer that.

[seriouslydrarry]

fancy

draco: you know what? I thought you fancy granger

harry: what? I thought you're the one who likes hermione

draco: what? No. We're not even close but you guys-

harry: she's like a sis-

hermione: WELL

ron: WE

pansy: ALL

luna: KNOW

blaise: YOU

cho: GUYS

snape: FANCY

lucius: EACH

hogwarts: OTHER

dumbledore: so please stop in the name of albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore.