#incorrect drarry quote

[drarrywishes]

blaise : dr–

draco : no.

pansy : draco, can yo–

draco : no.

harry : [smiles]

draco : yes.

[eufonius]

Harry: I’m dating someone. I didn’t know how to tell you because I wasn’t sur-

Ron: Just rip off the bandaid, mate.

Harry: Draco is my boyfriend.

Ron: Put the bandaid back on.

[pl4tform9and3quart3rs]

Priest: Draco, do you take Harry Potter to be you're lawfully wedded husband?

Draco: There's been a mistake

Audience: *gasps*

Harry: Draco-

Draco: Something isn't right...

Draco: THOSE FLOWERS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WHITE PANSY YOU HAD ONE JOB

[seriouslydrarry]

harry: you are such a bitch

draco: i am your bitch. mwah.

[drarrywishes]

draco : wanna hear a joke?

pansy : sure.

draco : harry's dick

pansy : ...i don't get it?

draco : i know, but i do

pansy :

pansy : oh fOR FUCKS SAKE

[drarrywishes]

harry : [scribbles furiously on a scrap of paper]

harry : [folds it carefully and slides it across the table to draco, who is studying a new spell]

draco : [picks the note up and carefully unfolds it]

hermione : are you two seriously passing notes? at your age?

hermione : [snatches the note from draco and reads it]

hermione : 'do you like me? check yes or no'. harry, you two are married! of cOURSE HE LIKES YOU!

[drarrywishes]

draco : y'know pansy, i regret saying life sucks. life is beautiful in so many ways, we just need to find the beautiful things.

pansy : what did harry tell you before he left?

draco : ʰᵉ ˢᵃⁱᵈ ʰᵉ ˡᵒᵛᵉᵈ ᵐᵉ

[eufonius]

draco, in the slytherin common room: if one in ten teens are gay, then statistically there are two gays in each of my classes.

pansy: where are you going with this?

draco: i'm one, so where's the other one?

draco, looking at the corner where harry is totally not hiding under the invisibility cloak: come out you little shit.