#incorrect ezri

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Jean: I’ve noticed we’ve slowly been phasing the “B” out of our Bromance

Ezri: There was a B???

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Ezri: The point is, we need to try it

Zamira: But it’s illegal

Ezri: ...

Zamira: I’m just messing with you, I’m in

Locke, appearing out of nowhere: I’m in too, I heard the word “illegal”

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Locke: Sure you can fight better than me, but have you ever seen anyone CRY on the battlefield?

Jean:

Ezri:

Zamira:

Locke: That’s what I thought

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Ezri: Vodka for me, and a juice box for my boyfriend here

Jean: Ezri, I’m a grown ass man

Jean: I can buy my own juice box

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Jean: Name ONE thing better than a cat

Ezri: Two cats

Jean: Shit, you’re right

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Jean: Ezri, I think that you are amazing, and I mean that in a completely platonic— unless you don’t want it to be platonic because I could make that happen right now— sort of way

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Ezri: Jean is gonna get some pussy tonight

Jean: Oh thanks Ezri, but I already have, like, three different cats

Ezri, a moronsexual: *taking off her shirt* And you’re about to get a fourth

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Ezri: *Pulls giant map out of her pocket and lays it on the table*

Ezri: Take a look at this map of the world

Jean: You just... keep one of those on you?

Ezri: Yes, in case I ever need to prove a point