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Warren: Swear words are illegal now. If you say one you'll be fined. Seth: Heck. Warren: You're on thin fucking ice. Warren: Oh no-
Ronodin: Do you wanna know how I actually got the scar on my eyebrow?
Seth: Yes.
Ronodin: I was hula-hooping. The sphinx and I attend a class for fitness and fun.
Seth: [Whispers] Oh my god...
Ronodin: I've mastered all the moves - The pizza toss, The tornado, The scorpion, The Oopsie Doodle.
Seth: Why are you telling me all this?
Ronodin: [Smirks] Because no one will ever believe you.
Seth: You sick, sick son of a bitch.
Ruth: I turned into chicken and you put me in a cage! Stan: I guess I was pretty Ruth-less at the time.
Kendra: Time sensitive question how flirt boy?
Seth: Throw rocks at he
Warren: Hot Dogs
Vanessa: Kill him
Kendra: Thanks guys
Marla: What did you do at school today?
Seth: Learned about dragons.
Marla: Your class learned about dragons?
Seth: I learned about dragons. I don't know what everyone else was doing.
Kendra, to Raxtus: I'm sure your dad really does love you!
Celebrant: I hate you, you're disgusting, and you're a disappointment
seth: it's hard being the gay cousin, the emo cousin, AND the family disappointment but someone's gotta do it
Incorrect Fablehaven Quote
Seth: I’m sorta tired of you overshadowing me, sis.
Kendra: But I thought you were a shadow walker?