FlashFam as things my coworkers have said. We work in a restaurant.
Wally West: I am both too hot and too cold. I am Schrodingers temperature.
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Max Mercury: Bart! We've got a busy night tonight, can I trust you not to burn yourself again?
Bart Allen: Yeah yeah, I know how to not burn myself!
An hour and a half later. Bart crying, Max holding his hand under cool, running water.
Max Mercury: So you fucking lied to me.
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Jay Garrick, waking up from a dead sleep to wake up Joan: Does it ever bother you to think about the fact that the people on North Sentinel Island probably don't know we landed on the moon?
Joan Garrick, sick of this bullshit: I don't think they give a fuck what we do over here, one way or another.
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Barry Allen: Okay! Safety quiz, what is the first thing you do when someone gets hurt?
Wally West: laugh
Bart Allen: Call them an idiot.
Ace West: Make sure the food can be saved.
Barry Allen: wrong answers, all of you!
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Barry Allen: I'm just saying, I didn't know I was signing up to be a mentor when I took the position.
Jay Garrick: yeah, I said the same thing. Then you came around. Paybacks a bitch.
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Max Mercury: Look, I don't mind if you swear, but can you at least not stutter on the hard F?
Bart Allen: Sorry, I panicked.
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Wally West: I know this is a bad time to bring this up, but I need help with this thing.
Barry Allen, five minutes away from going to bed: If the line for unemployment wasn't so fucking long...
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Jay Garrick: Hey Barry, your boyfriend left his top here?
Barry Allen: What?
Jay Garrick: Yeah, he got a new shirt from the band so he changed into that one. Then he forgot his old one here.
Barry Allen: Oh thank God
Jay Garrick: What?
Barry Allen: It wouldn't be the first time Hal's clothes have fallen off after a few too many. Glad this time wasn't one of them.
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Max Mercury: Look, not to judge your lifestyle, but three Red Bulls in six hours is probably at least two too many.
Barry Allen: I have six kids. This is nothing.
