#john keyes

[just-jarren]

WHAT

WOULD SOMEONE CARE TO EXPLAIN??? THIS IS ON KRYOZ'S WIKITUBIA- DID I MISS SOMETHING???

[aestheticsyoutubers]

john keyes, smii7y ↳ relentlessly terrifying my friends as a giant sandworm

[renesassing]

apparently i’ve gone for almost two decades as a halo fan without knowing that miranda keyes was once miranda halsey and apparently halsey and john keyes had a thing. apparently they never got married but i wish they did because then they could get divorced and like?? could you imagine how fucking funny that would be?? could you imagine if keyes and halsey divorced over the spartan-ii project?? could you imagine every time keyes interacted with a spartan-ii in the back of his head he’s like “ah yes, the reason for my divorce”???? could you imagine him in the beginning of combat evolved working with not only the reason for his divorce (master chief) but a digital copy of his wife who is naked for some reason (cortana)???? at that point i would welcome death if i were him

[yeetingmyfeeling]

The Book Nerd

Krii7y oneshot, requested by @arlyiahshay

One thing to know was, Jaren absolutely loved books. Despite his childish personality, he was a big nerd at heart. As a kid, his father would read him stories to put him to sleep almost every night. Whenever he didn’t, Jaren would throw a fit. When they did reading in his first few years of school, Jaren was always ahead of other people. 

For presents, family and friends would always give him books. At the point of being a teenager, he had quite a few double ups. Not that he minded too much. Through the years, he got a job at a library. At several libraries in fact. It was one of his favourite jobs he’s had. He still works at a library, in Canada.

He works with one of his best friends, Evan. Evan and him hit it off quickly. Evan wasn’t as interested in books as Jaren was, but he still enjoyed listening to the shorter boy talk about them. 

One fateful day, Jaren was dealing with a bunch of books. He was carrying a bunch of thick and heavy books, as some old people were looking at them then just left. He was struggling, quite a lot. He groaned loudly, his body feeling exhausted.

“Let me help you there,” Half of the books were lifted out of Jaren’s arms. Jaren blinked in surprise, looking up at the person. “Where are they going?”

Jaren flushed upon seeing the man in front of him. He was taller, and quite a solid build. His hair was long, down to his shoulders and it went from brown to blonde. He had lots of rings on his fingers as he held the books. Jaren swallowed heavily, blinking out of his daze. “Uh, this way.”

Jaren starts walking away, carrying his books. He heard the footsteps of someone behind him. He went to the old looking bookshelf and put the books on a little wooden table. The man put the books he was carrying on top. Jaren smiled and started putting them up on the bookshelf.

“Thank you.. Uh..?” Jaren turned to the man and raised an eyebrow.

“John,” Laughed the now named man.

“Thank you John!” Jaren grinned. “I’m Jaren. I’ve never seen you here before.”

“I’ve just recently moved here, so I wanted to come check out the library,” John explained. “Nah, my friend convinced me to come here because he’s meeting a friend.”

Jaren struggled a little to keep up, but nodded along. He went to put up the last book, but was a tad too short. John reached over, and their hands brushed. John put the book up on the shelf. 

This was the beginning of John and Jaren’s relationship. At first they were simply just friends, enjoying each other's company. John would come and visit Jaren at the library all the time. John eventually manned up and took him on a date. They went out for a nice dinner, and they both enjoyed it. This led to more and more dates.

Every monthly anniversary, John would buy him a book. Jaren was madly in love with him past the six month anniversary. After a year and a bit, John asked him if he wanted to move in. Jaren very happily agreed. As they were moving in, John realized how many books Jaren actually has.

They ended up buying an apartment together. Nothing too fancy. Not too small, not too big. Though, with Jaren’s collection of books steadily building up, it would soon be too small. So far, their office was full of books. There was a bookshelf in the living room, their shared room, the guest room and the office. All of them were full. Some had a few of John’s own books, but mostly they belonged to Jaren. 

The books just kept coming. 

It was a late afternoon in winter, the cold Canadian chills getting to John. He was inside, wrapped up in his blankets on the couch. He had a cup of coffee in front of him on the table, steam steadily flowing from it. A movie was playing on the TV, he wasn’t too sure of what it was. Jaren had gone out with his friend and co-worker, Evan. They were used to the cold weather. John wasn’t entirely sure on where they went, but he trusted his boyfriend.

He heard the sound of keys in the lock, and the door opening. A few seconds of struggling before the door was pushed shut again. John pushed the blanket off him, shivering when he got hit with cold air. He walked out of the living room and to the entryway. He raised an eyebrow at his book addicted boyfriend.

Jaren stood there, three large bags in his hands. John didn’t have to ask to know what they were. When the shorter noticed the taller, he blushed and looked sheepish. John raised an eyebrow and gestured at the bags.

“Look..” Jaren started, a small giggle falling from his lips. “I couldn’t resist. I got all the hardcover copies of Harry Potter.”

“Don’t you already have copies of Harry Potter?” John questioned in bewilderment. 

Jaren nodded. “I do. I have two different copies, and now I have three.”

John just groaned and rolled his eyes. “Where are these ones going baby?”

Jaren just shrugged. “Wherever they fit?”

This was not the last time that happened. It happened almost every second week. Jaren would never spend too much money, unless it was a really good book. He was smart with his money.

After around two years, they ended up getting married. John took him out on a date. They went out to a fancy restaurant, eating some delicious food. Then they went on a walk, Jaren had no idea where they were going. They ended up at the library. John led them in after Jaren unlocked the door.

They walked through the library, going to the back where the old books were. There were a bunch of candles set up and rose petals. Jaren gasped softly. “This is where we first met..”

John nodded slowly. He brought Jaren over to stand in the middle of the candles. He then got down on one knee, making Jaren gasp again, tears starting to build up in his eyes. 

“Jaren. We have been together for four years now, and I am madly in love with you. I want to live the rest of my life with you by my side. You mean everything to me, and I am so glad to have you. You and your obsession with books keep me alive. So, Jaren Smith, will you marry me?”

“Yes!” Jaren shouted. John slowly slid the ring on the boy's finger. John stood up, and wrapped the boy up in his arms. 

Half a year later, they had the wedding. Naturally, it was book themed. Jaren was happy, as he got to choose the theme. John decided on everything else. Everyone was happy for the young couple, buying them lots of gifts.

Jaren received several sex books from his friends, they were saying it was finally time he learned. He turned bright red when he looked through the books.

When they came back from their honeymoon, they started to look for houses to buy. They found a nice large one, with a large spare room to turn into a library. It was two stories, with plenty of rooms.

There was a quick discussion on the idea of kids, that was quickly denied. Neither of them wanted children, so they settled on animals. This is where they ended up with two dogs, two cats, and a bunch of fish. John wanted a goat, but Jaren was scared it would eat all his books. 

A year or so later, John had to go on an important trip. It was just him leaving for a month to travel around with some friends. John felt bad for leaving his husband, but Jaren really didn’t mind. 

Once the month was over, John was more than excited to finally come home. He was tired, and hadn't gotten a chance to shave for a while. More than that, he missed his adorable little Jaren. He lied to his husband about the day he was coming home, so he could surprise him.

It was early morning, so quietly John opened the door. He quietly shut it behind him, then dropped his bags when he saw the sight in front of him. He couldn’t believe it. He was only gone for a month!

“What the fuck… Jaren!” John yelled out.

The house was full of books. Walking around, he saw quite a few doubles as well as a lot of rare ones. His jaw was on the floor as he looked at all the books. Not only surprised by the amount, but by the organization. They were organized in what type of book they are, to particular type, to colour, and alphabetical order. John was in complete shock.

He heard footsteps coming his way, and his husband peeked out from behind a stack of books. “Hi Johnny…” He whispered. John raised an eyebrow at him. “W-well.. You see… We were throwing away a bunch of books from the library that don’t get taken out. So I took them home. Then a bookstore was throwing away some, so I took them.. Then the bookstore told other bookstores, and I got in touch with them…”

John watched his husband the whole time. Even though he was slightly annoyed about the fact his house was full of books, he couldn’t help but fawn over Jaren and how adorable he was. 

Jaren was put on a restriction from buying any books for awhile.

As time went on, Jaren collected more and more books. So much so, they built a large garage in their backyard that was just a library. John brought up the idea of maybe selling some of the books, but he was quickly turned down. 

John didn’t even understand how there were this many books in the world. It was ridiculous at this point.

The years flew past, the happy couple enjoying their time together. They grew old, and faced hardships. All by each other's sides. Neither could have asked for anymore. Jaren never left his job at the library. Evan ended up leaving, to settle down with Jon. 

One day while at work, Jaren was not feeling too well. He didn’t really care, he’s an old man right now, it was to be expected. As he was carrying some books, he tripped and fell. He ended up in hospital.

Everyday John would come and visit Jaren in the hospital. He would bring a book every time he did, from Jaren’s favourite collection. John’s sight wasn’t the best, but he still read them out for his injured husband.

Unfortunately, Jaren did not make it. He died in the arms of his lover. John died shortly after, from a broken heart. Jaren and John’s friends decided the set up their old house as a small library. Everyone loved it.

In the end, John and Jaren got together again, sharing one of their favourite books, Pride and Prejudice. 

[peachyfren]

“KryozGaming”

I had been meaning to practice drawing REAL people in different poses and not just video game characters. So, John, in the outfit he wore for an irl Try Not To Laugh challenge a bit ago, seemed right. Really like how his shirt turned out with the mix of photo and shading.

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[soft-aneka-blog]

what if John was a ranga?

[chaos-era]

“Miss me, boys?”

Normally, seeing your close friends after almost a year after a chemical bomb went off and sending the world into a post-apocalyptic wasteland would be a welcome sight. But not after they saw his eyes. The sight of his pupils expanding and shrinking sent horror down their spines and caused more than one heart to shatters. His eyes told them everything. He wasn’t the same person as before. He’d be infected.

John wasn’t there friend; he was the enemy.

[amazingsam9]

Anyone: *any joke ever*

Kryoz: I

Kryoz: I like cum

Kryoz: I’m cumming

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