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*traveler and Paimon telling you about the end of the Anemo Archon quest*

You: WOW! You guys got to ride a dragon?

Paimon: That’s right! You would think it would be scary but it was actually really fun!

You: *Sighs* I wish I could ride a dragon.

*Neuvillette running towards you at Mach speeds in the Background*

incorrect genshin impact quotes

childe: so uh, how did you and [name] got together?

il capitano: …

il capitano: they beat me up. and i fell in love

childe: oh, okay. cool

childe, internally: whoever this [name] is, i gotta fight them

Oh i’m so sure he’d love Frankenstein’s monster

Kaveh: Would you still love me if I was a worm?

Alhaitham: *Pulls a 100-slide powerpoint presentation containing his answer that he prepared beforehand fully knowing that this day would come*

Tighnari: If you’re ever losing an argument, just hit ‘em with a ‘you want me’

Tighnari: it is slightly less affective when you’re married to them though

wriothesley: there’s always that weak bitch in the group who isn’t down with murder *glances at neuvillette*

neuvillette: well sorry i’m the chief fucking justice of fontaine i guess

Hu Tao: small creatures are way more vicious. it’s because there’s less room to contain their anger.

Xiao: that’s ridiculous. name one example of this.

Xingqiu: wasps

Xiangling: terriers

Lumine: Paimon

Kinich: Ajaw.

Childe: Scaramouche.

Hu Tao: You

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