#incorrect ghost hunt

[incorrect-ghosthunt]

Mai: Four months!

Naru: It’s really not that big of a deal.

Mai: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.

[whystuck]

Bou-san: I am a person who likes to think things through.

Ayako: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

[incorrect-ghosthunt]

Mai: Might fuck around and let nature reclaim me.

Monk: Does this mean you're going feral or just lying in the dirt for awhile?

Mai: Yeah.

[incorrect-ghosthunt]

Naru: I can't believe you would do something this stupid.

Mai: I think we can all believe that I can do something this stupid.

[incorrect-ghosthunt]

Mai to Naru: No one turns me on and then back off quite the way you do.

[incorrect-ghosthunt]

Mai: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Naru: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid...

[incorrect-ghosthunt]

Mai: *Yelling across the parking lot at a gas station* Buy me a diet Dr. Pepper!

Naru: *Yelling back* I ain't buying you shit!

Naru: *Buys it for them anyways*

[incorrect-ghosthunt]

Monk: What is it about me? Is it my hair?

Mai: Yes, it's exactly that, Monk. It's your hair.

Yasu: You have homosexual hair.