Ayako: My whole life is an open book.
Masako: Your whole life is an open blouse!

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Ayako: My whole life is an open book.
Masako: Your whole life is an open blouse!
Mai: How dumb do I look?
Naru: Do you really wanna know?
Naru: Shut up.
Monk: I didn't say anyth-
Naru: You were thinking. It's annoying.
John: Tell me, what do you consider your best quality?
Mai: Well, I'm a real people person.
Ayako: I don't answer stupid questions.
Monk: I speak Dutch.
Yasu: My eyes. Oh, and I guess my butt, too.
Masako: Arsenic will solve your problems, Mai. I know it will solve mine.
Monk: What is it about me? Is it my hair?
Mai: Yes, it's exactly that, Monk. It's your hair.
Yasu: You have homosexual hair.
Monk: Just play cool, don't Mai about it.
Mai: Did you just use my name as a verb?
Ayako: Oh, yeah, we do that behind your back. 'Mai-out': to overthink. Also see 'Mai-up'. 'Mai-up': to overthink with disastrous results. Sample sentence: "Billy Mai-upped when he tried-"
Mai: Okay, I get it!
Naru: Mai, don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.
Mai: Maybe I'm allergic to Naru; stuffiness makes me sneeze.
Naru: Look here Lin, that lady just slipped me her number. Like I need another menopausal woman scratching at my window like a cat in heat.
Naru to Monk and Ayako: Finally! Where have you guys been?
Monk: We had to look for the paper, and eat...and then some stuff happened, you know.
Naru: Your shirt's on inside-out.
Monk: Yeah, that's the stuff.
Mai: Will you dance with me?
Monk: Of course!
Mai and Monk: *begin to dance the Macarena in perfect unison*
Masako: I am filled with hate...but in a cute way.
Mai: Ayako just texted me back 'lmao' from the other room.
Mai: I hear no laughing.
Mai: I’m friends with a laugh liar.
Naru: Hey, is anyone else d-
Mai: Dead?
Monk: Drained?
Yasu: Depressed?
Ayako: Deprived of sleep?
Naru:…done with your work? What is wrong with you people?
Naru: If you’ve got any questions, just ask.
Mai: *raises her hand* If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Naru:....
Naru: If you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask.
Mai: Four months!
Naru: It’s really not that big of a deal.
Mai: THAT’S HOW LONG YOU STOOD BY AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT.