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prince: what’s wrong with you?

woojin: i have this weird self-esteem thing where i hate myself, but i still think i’m better than everyone else.

taeseung: you played me like a fiddle!

woojin: no, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play

woojin: i played you like the cheap kazoo you are

shin: what's up with the napkin on the glass door?

junhyung: junseong keeps walking into the door, so i thought this would help

junseong, entering the room: oh cool! a floating napk-

junseong: *walks into the door*

dongjun, very tired: woah, that's a big fucking cat

junhyung: dongjun, that's a raccoon

dongjun: i'm taking it home

woojin: jinwoo and i were crossing the road and this dude drove by and honked at us

junhyung, sighing: what did jinwoo do?

woojin: he chased him to the next red light then reached into his window and-

jinwoo, walking into the room: who wants a steering wheel?

woojin: if you know that's a bad idea, why are you doing it anyways?

shin: shut up woojin it fits my aesthetic

taeseung: what if the person who named walkie talkies named everything?

jinwoo: pregnancy tests are maybe babies

shin: socks are feetie heaties

woojin: forks are stabby grabbies

jinwoo: defibrillators are heartie starties

shin: nightmares are dreamy screamies

woojin: stamps are lickie stickies

junhyung, annoyed: you are disappointments

woojin: is junhyung okay? he’s been laying on the floor for the past 15 minutes…

shin: yeah, he’s just a bit overwhelmed.

woojin: why?

shin: dongjun smiled at him.

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