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Azazel: The only thing that seems to motivate you guys is pancakes!

Lucy: pancakes?

Cerberus: i love pancakes!

Justice: do we have maple syrup for them?

Monica: i’ll go buy some

Judgement: where are they?

Azazel: THERE ARE NO PANCAKES.

Justice: Im telling ya Luc, they/them pussy is different.

Lucifer: Ah Pussy is Pussy! Just watch me.

*She struts into Loremasters room, then an explosion is heard and she walks out disheveled with a shocked expression*

Lucifer: Gawd Dayum.

*Helltaker and Lucifer have to get somewhere quick but Luci has some car trouble*

HT: Push it down.

Lucifer: I am pushing down on it.

HT: Push the button. [Lucifer pushes into the keyhole] It looks like you’re pushing the keyhole.

Lucifer: The what?

HT: There’s a button under the handle!! Press that in!!

Lucifer: [finally unlocks the door] Okay... now what?

HT: Open the fucking door!

Lucifer: [gets in and closes the door] That is a stupid design! And your instructions were very unclear!

Malina playing Fire Emblem: Alright Miyamoto. You, me, 2 o’clock, outside the Dairy Queen.

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