#incorrect toa

[simpingforpjo]

Me writing incorrect quotes and headcanons that make no sense if we take canon into consideration:

[do-not-call-me-sunshine]

Nico: I think I’m having a mid-life crisis.

Will: You’re like 15 years old

Nico: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!

[hyacynta]

Will and Nico: *cuddling*

Apollo, climbing between them: make room for god

[whats-a-lester]

lester: crying session at my house at 8 pull up

[luna-says-stuff]

Percy Jackson characters as Splash Mountain photos:

[sunpirate]

Some guy: Are you or are you NOT an enemy of the people?!

Lester:

Meg:

Lester: That’s such an open ended question, if you think about it

Meg: It really depends on the people

[lilacnekonoir]

Will, knowing Nico hasn't slept for 3 days: Look at me straight in the eyes and tell me the truth, di Angelo.

Nico, tiredly: You can't expect me to look at those eyes and be straight

Will: *blushing* *stammering* I'm serious, Nico.

[jubileesstuff]

Percy: I’m going to defeat you with the power of friendship! ... And this knife I found.