Mattie: When Leo leaves I'm going to turn myself in.
Toby: Why?
Mattie: He's like 85% of my impulse control.


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Mattie: When Leo leaves I'm going to turn myself in.
Toby: Why?
Mattie: He's like 85% of my impulse control.
humans + text posts (1/?)
Mattie: I can't stand this anymore. Somebody take me out.
Leo: In the date kind of way or the assassination kind of way?
Mattie: I don't care. Surprise me.
Astrid: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener?”
Niska: Should I not have?
Niska: Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist?
Leo: Yes.
Niska: I was hula hooping. Astrid and I attend a class for fitness and for fun.
Leo: Oh my god.
Niska: [Shows photos on phone.] I’ve mastered all the moves. The pizza toss, the tornado, the scorpion, the oopsie-doodle.
Leo: Why are you telling me this?
Niska: [Deletes photos from phone.] Because no one will ever believe you.
Leo: You sick son of a bitch.
Leo: You're questioning my methods.
Niska: I'm not questioning it, Leo, I'm saying it's stupid.
Astrid: Do I look straight?
Niska: Not in the slightest.
Astrid: No, I meant my parking job.
Niska: Oh, in that case, then yes, it's fine.
Astrid: The girls I've been flirting with keep disappearing. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
Niska:
Astrid: No?