#source: rooster teeth

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: Tim is like a machine——when he's awake, he's awake to work and to patrol and to do stuff, and when he's not...

Stephanie: He just powers down.

Dick: That's exactly what it is! He literally goes into sleep mode! It's like, "I'm gonna go into Sleep Mode". Like, he'll do it in his chair!

[incorrect-kaishinshi]

Shinichi: A pigeon only has one point of attack, the beak.

Kaito: Unless it has a knife.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Arlecchino: Did you just refer to the knife as a "people-opener"?

Childe: Should I not have?

[blunderbusstanut]

Ashley: *Wearing a Virgin Killer sweater.* Whaddup, dude?

Andrew: ...

Ashley: How's your day going, man?

Andrew: ... It's going alright.

Ashley: Yeah? It's gotta be lonely back here. You ever get lonely?

Andrew: *Blushing.* Not this lonely.

Ashley: *Seductively.* Not this lonely? *Sits in a second office chair that's broken and falls back further than it should.* Whoa! That entire chair sank. I'm falling. Don't look at my butt.

Andrew and Ashley: *Laughing.*

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Ronald Dorelaine: Guys? Why are the lights off? I'm back from getting milk.

Ronald Dorelaine: *flicks the lights on to see the Playfellow Workshop destroyed and covered in black ooze*

Ronald Dorelaine: What the Hell happened?!

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

James: Operation: WAFFLE: We’re All Friends, Friends Love Each Other. James: Learned today that "each other" is two words. So WAFFLE-O.

[kenobivirgin69]

Alex: *coming back from hanging with Willie* guys what are you working on?

*Reggie and Luke shooting each other with nerf guns, Julie and Flynn happily ignoring them*

Alex: Guys! Guys what are you working on?

*others still preoccupied*

Alex: *absolutely done with them* GUYS WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WORKING ON GOD DAMNIT!!

Alex: *grabbing nerf gun from Luke, shooting both of them* LOOK AT ME PEW PEW PEW FUCK YOU!

Alex: GUYS ITS FIVE FUCKING FIFTEEN! IM TIRED!

Alex: I dont want anymore bullshit from ANYBODY ELSE for the rest of the day, okay?! AND THAT INCLUDES ME!

[bobauthorman]

(Post V8. Taiyang Xiao Long arrives in Vale)

Taiyang: Guys? Why are the lights off? I'm back from getting milk.

(Street lamps turn on, showing a deserted, devastated Vale)

Taiyang: What the Hell happened?!