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guess I’m just going to eat ice cream and cry

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SO THATS JUST IT???

Niska: (to Mattie) You seduced him?

Leo: Maybe I seduced her!

Niska: Please.

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Astrid: The girls I've been flirting with keep disappearing. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?

Niska:

Astrid: No?

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Leo: What's this?

Mattie: You've never seen a washing machine before?

Leo: Yeah, of course I've seen a washing — It's where you do washing in the...kitchen.

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Laura: You'll need to lower your standards for allies.

Niska: I thought I already was.

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Mia: How are we doing?

Laura: Things couldn't get much worse.

Operation Basswood: (is initiated)

Laura: The universe just loves to prove me wrong, doesn't it?

Joe: You make it too easy.

#humans #amc humans #humans amc #c4 humans #humans c4 #miaura #laura hawkins #mia elster #joe hawkins #incorrect quotes #incorrect humans #source: avatar the last airbender

Niska: Is it safe?

Mia: I can’t say I’m entirely sure.

Leo: (about to take potion)

Niska:

Leo: What are you waiting for?

Niska: To see if it’s safe.

Leo: So, if I don’t die, you’ll take yours?

Niska: Precisely.

#humans #amc humans #humans amc #c4 humans #humans c4 #leo elster #niska elster #mia elster #incorrect quotes #incorrect humans #source: merlin

V: Do you think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?

Niska: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.

#niska elster #humans #amc humans #humans amc #c4 humans #humans c4 #v #incorrect quotes #incorrect humans #source: teen wolf

Pete: What's going on?

Mattie: Teenage rebellion.

Pete: Yeah! Stick it to the old people.

#humans #amc humans #humans amc #c4 humans #humans c4 #mattie hawkins #pete drummond #incorrect quotes #incorrect humans #source: weeds

If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.

Niska Elster, probably.

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Niska: Are you ready?

Leo: I was born ready. My name is Leo fucking Elster.

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Niska: While Astrid’s in the hospital, I’m going to trek across the country tracking down an evil bomber.

Mia: Why?

Niska: She’s like 85% of my impulse control.

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Mattie: When Leo leaves I'm going to turn myself in.

Toby: Why?

Mattie: He's like 85% of my impulse control.

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Sam: Sophie went to school, so while she was gone I decided to run out of the house and look for bodies in the local church.

Joe: Why?

Sam: She’s like 85% of my impulse control.

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