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@incorrect-humans
guess I’m just going to eat ice cream and cry
SO THATS JUST IT???
Niska: (to Mattie) You seduced him?
Leo: Maybe I seduced her!
Niska: Please.
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Astrid: The girls I've been flirting with keep disappearing. You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?
Niska:
Astrid: No?
Leo: What's this?
Mattie: You've never seen a washing machine before?
Leo: Yeah, of course I've seen a washing — It's where you do washing in the...kitchen.
Laura: You'll need to lower your standards for allies.
Niska: I thought I already was.
Mia: How are we doing?
Laura: Things couldn't get much worse.
Operation Basswood: (is initiated)
Laura: The universe just loves to prove me wrong, doesn't it?
Joe: You make it too easy.
Niska: Is it safe?
Mia: I can’t say I’m entirely sure.
Leo: (about to take potion)
Niska:
Leo: What are you waiting for?
Niska: To see if it’s safe.
Leo: So, if I don’t die, you’ll take yours?
Niska: Precisely.
V: Do you think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Niska: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid.
Pete: What's going on?
Mattie: Teenage rebellion.
Pete: Yeah! Stick it to the old people.
If any of you need anything at all, too bad. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults.
Niska Elster, probably.
Niska: Are you ready?
Leo: I was born ready. My name is Leo fucking Elster.
Niska: While Astrid’s in the hospital, I’m going to trek across the country tracking down an evil bomber.
Mia: Why?
Niska: She’s like 85% of my impulse control.
Mattie: When Leo leaves I'm going to turn myself in.
Toby: Why?
Mattie: He's like 85% of my impulse control.
Sam: Sophie went to school, so while she was gone I decided to run out of the house and look for bodies in the local church.
Joe: Why?
Sam: She’s like 85% of my impulse control.