Apr 21, 2023
Jay: If I died, would you miss me?
Zane, not looking up from his book: Death will not get you out of this relationship.
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Jay: If I died, would you miss me?
Zane, not looking up from his book: Death will not get you out of this relationship.
"I'm raging because of birds, Jay's raging because of fucking dots. Who's worse?"
-Kai, playing Angry Birds as Jay plays Flow Free
Jay: Everyday I tell myself, don’t have a panic attack! And then, whaddya know, I have a panic attack. It’s horrible!
Therapist: I see. Shall we talk about your abandonment issues?
Jay: Nope.
Zane, waking up after dying again: Oh, hello everyone. What time is it?
Cole: About two in the morning. Are you hungry?
Zane: I would be up for some toast.
Jay, sobbing uncontrollably: CAN YOU ALL PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED?!
Jay: Trauma? Oh, you mean the reason I’m absolutely hilarious?
[Skybound]
Jay: Hi
Nya: HOW COULD YOU?!
Jay: Okay cool I was afraid you’d never talk to me again I can work with this
Jay: I go into housewife mode when I’m someone’s boyfriend, like I’ll make you pancakes and bacon every morning and praise you and do whatever you want
Nya: This is a lie.
Nya: I’m literally dating him, this is a lie.
Nya: He doesn’t even know how to cook pancakes what is this
Cole: I’m going to prank him by calling him Jay.
Zane: I don’t understand. That is his name.
Jay: [walks around the corner]
Cole: Hey Jay.
Jay:
Cole: Jay?
Jay: Are you mad at me?!
Cole: Oh no, no no no, I’m sorry, come here Motormouth, I’ve got you.
Zane: Ah. I see.