#incorrect judd

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Mateo: “I sleep with a gun under my pillow.”

Judd: “I sleep with a knife.”

TK: “Both of you are pathetic.”

Mateo: “Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?”

TK: “Carlos.”

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TK: “What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?”

Mateo: “The car takes a screenshot.”

Judd: “For the last time, get the fuck out.”

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Judd: “Why are your tongues purple?”

TK: “We had slushies. I had a blue one.”

Carlos: “I had a red one.”

Judd: “oh.”

Judd: ...

Judd: “OH.”

Mateo: ...

Mateo: “You drank eachothers slushies?”

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Mateo: “Hey, Judd. Why did the chicken cross the road?”

Judd: “To get to the other side?”

Mateo: “You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“

Judd: “Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?”

Mateo: “To get to the idiot’s house.”

Judd: “...Ok?”

TK: “Hey, Judd. Knock knock.”

Judd: “No.”

TK: “You were supposed to say “who’s there?”

Judd: “Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?”

TK: “The chicken.”

Judd: ...

TK: ...

Mateo: ...

Judd: “Listen here you little shits-”

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TK: *running towards Judd with open arms*

Judd: *moves out of the way*

TK: “Hey, why'd you move?!”

Judd: “I thought you were going to attack me”

TK: “I was going to hug you!”

Judd: “Why would you hug me?”

TK: “WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?”

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TK: “Can I bother you for a second?”

Judd: “You're always bothering me, but go ahead.”

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Mateo: “The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.”

TK: “Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.”

Judd: “YO SOCRATES! IT'S A FUCKING COOKIE!”

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Carlos: “Stressed.”

Mateo: “Depressed.”

Paul: “Possessed.”

Marjan: “Obsessed.”

Judd: “Impressed.”

TK: “Chicken breast.”

Everyone: “...What?”

TK: “I just wanted to join in.”