#incorrect tarlos

[911-incorrect-quotes-dispatch]

Buck: Thank you for meeting me on such short notice.

Carlos: We literally live with you, but please continue.

Buck: I have a salsa emergency.

T.K: The condiment or the dance?

Carlos: It doesn't really matter because I'm equipped for both.

Buck: I wanted to impress Eddie for our 1st date, so I told him I could salsa dance and I need to become a master by tomorrow.

T.K: Well you're in luck because Carlos is an excellent dancer and teacher.

Carlos: Put your hands on my waist vaquero and get ready to woo Eddie's pants off with your hips.

[91-1lover]

TK: Baby, are you coming to bed?

*Drunk* Carlos: No,thank you. I'm sure you're lovely but I have a husband

[billing-the-writers-for-therapy]

Carlos: “What’s the new rule?”

Mateo: “No daring TK to do stupid things.”

Nancy: “Why?”

Carlos: “Tyler?”

TK: “Because I have no regard for my personal well-being.”

[incorrectbuckandeddie]

[incorrectbuddie-tarlos]

Carlos: You know, Judd gives Grace flowers everyday. I wish you would do that.

TK: Umm okay?

[Next day]

TK: *Gives Grace flowers*

Grace: What?

TK: I don’t get it either dude.

[tarlossource]

*TK and Carlos are doing something absurdly dangerous*

TK: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Carlos, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

[heyfruitcake]

TK's evil clone, pointing at TK: Shoot HIM, he's the CLONE.

Carlos, aims at the evil clone: The REAL TK would never pass up an opportunity to die.

[bvckleydiaz]

Carlos: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Carlos: “What an idiot.”

Paul: *glances back and forth* “umm carlos tha-”

Carlos: *realizes it’s tk*

Carlos: “Wait, that's MY idiot!”