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Mateo: “I sleep with a gun under my pillow.”
Judd: “I sleep with a knife.”
TK: “Both of you are pathetic.”
Mateo: “Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?”
TK: “Carlos.”
TK: “What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?”
Mateo: “The car takes a screenshot.”
Judd: “For the last time, get the fuck out.”
Mateo: “Hey, Judd. Why did the chicken cross the road?”
Judd: “To get to the other side?”
Mateo: “You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“
Judd: “Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road?”
Mateo: “To get to the idiot’s house.”
Judd: “...Ok?”
TK: “Hey, Judd. Knock knock.”
Judd: “No.”
TK: “You were supposed to say “who’s there?”
Judd: “Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there?”
TK: “The chicken.”
Judd: ...
TK: ...
Mateo: ...
Judd: “Listen here you little shits-”
Mateo: “Hey, TK? Can I get some dating advice?”
TK: “Just because I’m with Carlos doesn’t mean I know how I did it.”
TK, texting Carlos: “Carlos! Help I’m being kidnapped”
Carlos: “Where are you?”
TK: “I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.”
Carlos: “I’ll call Owen.”
Owen, answering his cell: “Hello?”
Carlos: “Where’s TK? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.”
Owen: “TK? What do you mean, he’s right next to me-”
Owen: ...
Owen: “I’ll call you back.” *hangs up*
Owen: “THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!”
TK: “WHO ARE YOU?!”
Carlos: “I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.”
TK: “Wow. he sound stupid.”
Carlos: “But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.”
TK: “Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Carlos: “I guess you’re right. Hey TK, I love you.”
TK: “See! Just say that!”
Carlos: “Holy fucking shit.”
TK: “If that flies over his head then, sorry Carlos, but he’s too dumb for you.”
Carlos: “TK.”
TK: *running towards Judd with open arms*
Judd: *moves out of the way*
TK: “Hey, why'd you move?!”
Judd: “I thought you were going to attack me”
TK: “I was going to hug you!”
Judd: “Why would you hug me?”
TK: “WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?”