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TK, texting Carlos: “Carlos! Help I’m being kidnapped”
Carlos: “Where are you?”
TK: “I’m with some strange person. In a car. Help.”
Carlos: “I’ll call Owen.”
Owen, answering his cell: “Hello?”
Carlos: “Where’s TK? He texted me that he was being kidnapped.”
Owen: “TK? What do you mean, he’s right next to me-”
Owen: ...
Owen: “I’ll call you back.” *hangs up*
Owen: “THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!”
TK: “WHO ARE YOU?!”
Carlos: “I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.”
TK: “Wow. he sound stupid.”
Carlos: “But he’s not. He’s really smart actually. Just dense.”
TK: “Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”
Carlos: “I guess you’re right. Hey TK, I love you.”
TK: “See! Just say that!”
Carlos: “Holy fucking shit.”
TK: “If that flies over his head then, sorry Carlos, but he’s too dumb for you.”
Carlos: “TK.”
TK: “I slept for almost 12 hours but I might still be tired so lets go for 12 more just incase.”
Carlos: “TK, that's a coma.”
TK: “Sounds festive.”
Carlos: “Stressed.”
Mateo: “Depressed.”
Paul: “Possessed.”
Marjan: “Obsessed.”
Judd: “Impressed.”
TK: “Chicken breast.”
Everyone: “...What?”
TK: “I just wanted to join in.”
Carlos: “I told TK their ears flush when they lie.”
Marjan: “Why?”
Carlos: “Look.”
Carlos: “Hey TK! Do you love us?”
TK, covering their ears: “No.”
Marjan: ...
Marjan: “In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?”
Carlos: *turning to TK* “How tall are you?”
Carlos: “If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.”
TK: “What if it bites me and it dies!?”
Marjan: “Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, TK, learn to listen.”
Paul: “What if it bites itself and I die?”
Mateo: “That’s voodoo.”
Judd: “What if it bites me and someone else dies?”
TK: “That’s correlation, not causation.”
Paul: “What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?”
Mateo: “That’s kinky.”
Carlos: “Oh my God.”
Carlos: “Ugh, crushes are so dumb.”
TK: “I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.”
Carlos: “But you’re always acting stupid?”
TK: ...
TK: “Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.”
