#incorrect paul

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Carlos: *sees someone doing something stupid*

Carlos: “What an idiot.”

Paul: *glances back and forth* “umm carlos tha-”

Carlos: *realizes it’s tk*

Carlos: “Wait, that's MY idiot!”

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Mateo: “What’s up with TK? he’s been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?”

Paul: “He’s just a little overwhelmed.”

Mateo: “Why?”

Paul: “Carlos smiled at him.”

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TK: “Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.”

Carlos: “Erm... it’s nice to see your smile when you win!”

*later*

TK: “Wait, he’s probably just staring at my ass, isn’t he?”

Paul: “Yeah, probably.”

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Carlos: “Stressed.”

Mateo: “Depressed.”

Paul: “Possessed.”

Marjan: “Obsessed.”

Judd: “Impressed.”

TK: “Chicken breast.”

Everyone: “...What?”

TK: “I just wanted to join in.”

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TK, walking into their house: “Hello, people who do not live here.”

Carlos: “Hey babe.”

Marjan: “Hi.”

Paul: “Hello.”

Mateo: “Hey!”

TK: “We gave you the key to our place for emergencies only!”

Judd: “We were out of Doritos.”

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Carlos, banging on the door: “TK! Open up!”

TK: “Well, it all started when I was a kid...”

Marjan: “No, he meant-“

Paul: “Let him finish.”

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Carlos: “If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.”

TK: “What if it bites me and it dies!?”

Marjan: “Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, TK, learn to listen.”

Paul: “What if it bites itself and I die?”

Mateo: “That’s voodoo.”

Judd: “What if it bites me and someone else dies?”

TK: “That’s correlation, not causation.”

Paul: “What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?”

Mateo: “That’s kinky.”

Carlos: “Oh my God.”

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TK: “did Carlos just tell me he loves me for the first time?”

Marjan: “yeah, he did.”

TK: “and did I respond with finger guns?”

Paul: “yes, you did.”