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Keefe: Bad things keep happening to me, like I have bad luck or something.

Sophie: Keefe, you don't have bad luck. The reason bad things happen to you is because you're a dumbass.

Dex: I trust Sophie

Keefe: You think she knows what she's doing?

Dex: I wouldn't go that far

Sophie, heavily: Well, we’ve been looking for three days. I give up. Keefe isn’t coming back.

Ro, frowning: Well I’m never giving up.

Sophie: Why not?

Ro: Because looking forever is much easier than me finding a new best friend.

OKAY HEAR ME OUT- sophie and crew as ordinary humans. it would be really interesting

elves dont exist. special abilities, mallowmelt, birth fund, none of that. BUT everything elvin is translated into normal stuff

so biana's a vanisher? nah. she's really good at hiding in plain sight, and just lurking in the shadows.

sophie and fitz are telepaths?nope. they have really strong intuitions about what others are thinking

the elvin birth fund thing? doesn't exist. sophie and crew just happen to come from a really good country and they're also rich

grady's a mesmer? no to that. he's just really manipulative

light leaping? (its a lil wonky) super fast car/thing that runs on sunlight/moonlight

mallowmelt? desserts fused together and made with love

thank you- goodnight

Keefe: looking good today, Foster

Sophie, walking past: thanks! You look nice as well

Keefe, looking away from the mirror: oh hi Sophie

How do you feel about Kenric being a burnt chicken nugget

YOU ASSHOLE.

you are so fucked up. why would you do this? i can't believe you've done this. this is wrong on so many levels

ur hot

I'll assume you're talking to my pet banshee, Bullhorn, in which case, yes, he is hot. Bullhorn is the hottest stuff.

happy father's day mr rock man

thank you, my child

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