#incorrect leafs quotes

[jiggyloveshockey]

Leafs management: Alright, let’s talk attracting more fans. Other teams are getting a team puppy now. Should we consider doing that as well?

Mitch (visibly fighting back tears): I am right here!! 

[youmustbeagirlwithshoeslike-blog]

alex debrincat: (wearing an apron with a towel over his shoulder) connor! austin!

dylan strome: (also wearing an apron) connor, austin, you’re home!

mitch marner: (wearing an apron and holding a laundry basket) we were beginning to worry!

connor mcdavid:  what-

austin matthews: why-

alex debrincat: (wiping down the counter) i cleaned the house for you!

dylan strome: (opening the oven) i made dinner!

mitch marner: (folding the laundry) i did the laundry!

alex debrincat: welcome home!

dylan strome: we missed you!

mitch marner: how was the trip home?

connor mcdavid: guys, please… 

austin mathews: this is an Ikea. We’re going to get kicked out.

[softxvi]

mitch: [to willy] i just found aus on tinder he’s gonna know i’m gay but i haven’t told him yet and it’s gonna be so awkward what do i do

willy: you found auston on tinder?

mitch: yes

willy:

mitch:

willy: doesn’t that mean-

mitch: oh my god

[dougiesflow]

Mitch Marner: Can we talk? One ten to another?

Auston Matthews: I’m an eleven, but continue

[torontomapleelves]

Freddie, at this point in the game: Can someone please just take me out? I don’t care if it’s out of the game or by a sniper. Just, please.

[gayjakegyllenhaal]

Auston Matthews: We must respect all women, Willy.

William Nylander: If she breathes she's a thot.

Auston Matthews: ALL WOMEN ARE QUEENS, WILLY!

[zaitseev]

Mitch Marner: Who needs goals and self confidence? I'll just listen to Hey Ya by Outcast daily

Narrator: But things were not alright alright alright alright

[matthewmartin]

Someone: Yeah, I really don't like Matt Martin..

Mitch: Unfriended, unfollowed, blocked, my mom's calling your mom and you're not invited to my teen queen sweet sixteen summer beach bash birthday party.